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[nyqt4312]

> if I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
if I were a time of day I would be: Noon
if I were a planet I would be: Pluto
if I were a direction I would be: South
if I were a piece of furniture I would be: A lamp. Wanna turn me on?
if I were a musical instrument I would be: Piano.
if I were a liquid I would be: Gaaaaatoraaaaaade
if I were a tree I would be: Pine Tree.
if I were a flower/plant I would be: Rose
if I were a kind of weather I would be: a 90 degree sun shower.
if I were a flavor I would be: Strawberry.
if I were an animal I would be: A puppy.
if I were a feeling I would be: Happy.
if I were an article of clothing I would be: Socks.
if I were a crayon I would be: Multi-colored
if I were a playing card I would be: Ace
if I were a color I would be: Red
if I were a sound I would be: Music
if I were an element I would be: Air
if I were a song I would be: Something Corporate ~ Konstantine
if I were a poem I would be: One I wrote.
if I were a movie I would be: Lotr
if I were a food I would be: Ramen.
if I were a place I would be: New Zealand
if I were a shape I would be: A heart
if I were a taste I would be: Sweet
if I were a smell I would be: Cucumber Melon
if I were an object I would be: A camera.
if I were a body part I would be: Eyes.
if I were a facial expression I would be: This:   o.0
if I were a number I would be: 0
if I was a swear word I would be: Fucktard.
if I was asleep I would be dreaming about: People.
if I had a nickname it would be: George
if I were a word I'd be: (agreeing with Jen on this) Random.
if I were a book, it would be: LOTR
if I were a shoe, it would be: Kangaroos.
if I were a piece of playground equipment, I would be: Slide
if I were a stick of gum, the brand would be: Juicy-Fruit!
if I was a actor/actress I'd be: Angelina Jolie.
if I was a band I'd be: Something Corporate. Whats with this obsession?
if I was one of my friends I'd be: Your MOM.
if I was a monkey i'd be: Out of here.
if I were a coffee brand I'd be: Any. I love coffee.
if I were something sharp I'd be: Anything that you could kill someone with
if I were a stone I'd be: Opal.
if I were a comp game I'd be: Psh. Sims.
if I were killed, I'd die: Doing something I love.
if I were a job, I'd be: Fashion.
if I were a brand of water I'd be: ....The wet kind?
if I were a type of car I'd be: Miotta.

I had a dream last night that I was at the mall (?) With Jen and we went on these big scary escalators in Sephoras. I dont remember the rest.