Hello 2006-2007 school year, what's that? You're going to WHAT me? Fuck me up? Oh no you didn't

Whoa, I found my sister's myspace
HA! I don't know if she's alive or not but I do know she has a myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=94655274
-She looks whack in her picture
-She's not a grad student!

Should I add her?

beatniks man BEATNIKS

Aw I found my best friend from 1-3rd grade :) It's pretty cool because he and like Michelle were my only friends during that time and I watched Pokemon with him on my birthday!

LOL I was watching on Conan how President Bush was in a press conference with Tony Blair and they had a french-speaking reporter and Bush was like [I didn't know you spoke french blah blah blah]..."que bien ( Read more... )

mixed airwaves:i feel like the biggest nasty pig ever ( Read more... )

LMFAO at tonight seriously.

Boo Vacuum hair attachment, hooray beer!

I WHINE TOO MUCH WAHHH!

When I met William Mayol at his house, he told me Terry Shiavo died because she didn't eat bananas.

Yes I believed him.

Yes, I should've known this was but a lick of what was to come.

You motherfucker. I will never forgive you I can't believe you did this. Un-fucking-believable. I hate you. I'm erasing you.