(FIC) Junhyung Diva
“Hyunseungie, where are you my cute husband?” Junhyung sung happily as he skipped though the hallway trying to find his boyfriend/husband/fiancé/best friend.
“JUNHYUNG SHUT UP YOU MORON!” Dongwoon shouted from inside his shared bedroom.
“Go rape Kikwang dipshit! No don’t rape my daughter, OMO I’m such a bad mother telling someone to rape my beautiful daughter! Oh god I should go to hell for ever saying that, wahhhhh Kwang Kwang baby, sweetie, princess mummy’s sorry and she loves you soooo much, she promises you she’ll never say anything like that again!” The brunette wailed.
“Hyunseung, your idiot of a wife has finally lost it,” Doojoon remarked as he stepped around the crumpled mess that used to be known as Beast’s Yong Junhyung.
“Urgh, will everyone stop referring to us as a married couple! For fucking Christs sake. Just because that thing decided he was going to take on the umma role doesn’t mean I’m the freaking dad! Do your small brains comprende?” Hyungseung snapped angrily as he kicked the blob on the floor harshly before storming towards the living room where he finally might get some peace.
Junhyung’s wails grew louder as he writhed on the floor. His husband didn’t love him anymore. His whole life was ruined.
“Will someone shut that thing up! He’s like a broken down fucking record!” Dongwoon shouted over his crying band mate.
“Not it!” Yoseob shouted from the kitchen.
“Not it!” Doojoon happened to announce a second after his boyfriend.
Hyunseung’s phone vibrated in his pocket and with a sigh he pulled it out. It was from Kikwang saying, ‘Not it’.
“How the damn hell does everyone know when the drama queen needs to be shut up? Why I am the one that has to shut him up all the time?” Hyunseung complained, letting his face fall into his palm.
This only happened to him. Only him.
Standing with a grunt he stormed indignantly towards the younger and stared intensely at the hysteric figure on the floor before kicking him in the ass (not so softly) and shoving his hands in his jeans pockets before walking off towards his shared room, his shared room that he just so happened to share with Junhyung.
2 Hours Later
“How do you do it hyung?” One moment it’s bawling it’s eyes out and then when you go say something to it, he disappears for a few hours and then is all normal again,” Doojoon commented in admiration.
Hyunseung couldn’t help but to snicker knowing he wouldn’t be so admiring if he knew what really went on in those few hours Junhyung and he goes missing.
Speaking of the devil, Junhyung decides to make himself present, practically glowing with happiness as he flutter around the kitchen.
“It’s so gay,” Dongwoon mumbled in slight disgust.
“How can you put up with it? Does it ever stop being so flamboyant when you guys ya know-do it? Like when you’re banging him, does he stop being so girly?” Doojoon asks in clear interest.
“But Hyunseung is the one that takes it up the ass,” Kikwang states matter-of-factly.
And Hyunseung thinks that right now would be a good time to die.
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Hello dears, don't even bother asking what I was thinking when I wrote this because quite frankly I don't want to know >.<
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