I've given myself a self diagnosis of PPDD (Post Prom Depression Disorder). Prom was like a dolphin. It was hiding in the water all along, but you don't notice how close it is until it rears out of the water and sprays moisture out of its blowhole. The blowhole discharge blinds you momentarily, so by the time you rub your eyes it's gone. Prom ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!!!!!
I would've upped the spectaularity of that phrase by making it bigger, but I don't know how.
Happy 18th, bro.

I've eaten so much Easter candy today. It's really awful. I feel like a burlap sack filled with raw, uncooked dough, which was then dragged around by a horse through the desert for two days. That's about how I look too, I'm pretty sure. Do you remember in "The Wizard of Oz" when they first oil the Tin Woodsman, and he kind of staggers around at ( Read more... )

I got back from the cruise about half an hour ago, and I just wanted to quickly get on and say that it was phenomenally great. I knew that I'd enjoy myself, but I couldn't anticipate to what extent and how it gave me such a positive feeling on pretty much everything. In time I will write more about what we did and why it was fun, but right now I' ( Read more... )

This time tomorrow I shall hopefully be on a bus! And this bus will be headed off towards Florida. Whether or not you knew it, tomorrow my chorus is going on a cruise to the Bahamas. I'm really quite excited, and we do get to compete on board the ship, so there's actually some justifiable purpose to going besides "to have fun ( Read more... )

I think a cool way to eat Jello is with a straw. If you position the straw in the center of the jello, you can suck directly from the center, creating an empty hole in the middle. The Jello won't move at all, but you can make all kinds of neat shapes in the jello, so it's like a cave. Try different angles and different heights for some intense ( Read more... )

If the past three days were a waiter at a restaurant, and entrees were news, I would've had a crappy dining experience ( Read more... )

DUKE LOST! To LSU too ( Read more... )

Happy first day of Spring! And what a lovely day it was-probably low fifties, overcast, and raining cold, whipping rain ( Read more... )

As much as I hate the cliche (I usually do hate cliches) I can safely say that being on stage last night, doing "Tearin' up my Heart" in front of a big audience, was one of the greatest feelings I've had in a while ( Read more... )