IF THERE IS SOMEONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE, STRIP NAKED, TIE THEM TO A BED POST, LICK THEM UNTIL THEY SCREAM, THEN FUCK THEM UNTIL BOTH OF YOU ARE SENSELESS AND UNABLE TO FUCK ANYMORE, THEN WAIT ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, THEN POST THIS EXACT SENTENCE IN YOUR JOURNAL.

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

TONIGHT WAS "OFF THE HOOK". I WENT TO JIMMY'S SHINDIG AT AMERICAN LEGION, ATE PIZZA, WATCHED A LIVE PERFORMANCE BY "CHAUFFEUR" WHICH WAS BADASS. THEN LAYA, TABITHA, AND I WENT TO THE JAMES N. ROWE VFW POST AND CHILLED THERE FOR A WHILE. THEN I WENT AND GASSED UP THE CAR AND WENT HOME. IT WAS COOL. IM GOING TO GO THROW SPARE MEAT AT THE COYOTES. . .

You are a Kitchen Knife.


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I'M GOING TO DRAW A PICTURE,

A PICTURE WITH A TWIST.

I'LL DRAW IT WITH A RAZOR BLADE,

I'LL DRAW IT ON MY WRIST. . .

AND AS I DRAW THIS PICTURE,

A FOUNTAIN WILL APPEAR. . .

AND AS THIS FOUNTAINS FLOWING,

ALL MY PROBLEMS WILL DISAPPEAR.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOEL!

WOW, I SAVED MYSELF FROM TRANSFERRING TO MC HI! MY PARENTS SAID TO SHOW A CHANGE IN MY. . ."WORK ROUTINE". . .AND MAYBE THEY WOULD RECONSIDER, AND THEY DID. SO I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. . .BUT I HAD WANTED TO GO TO OPTIONS. . .BUT THEN THAT WOULD PUT A DAMPER ON MY MILITARY CAREER SO THATS GAY. WELL I'M GOING TO CLIMB MY ROOF AND GO STARGAZING IF ( Read more... )

THIS SUCKS!!!! I ACCIDENTLY FELL ASLEEP AT LIKE...8:23PM AND I BARELY WOKE UP RIGHT NOW. THATS FUCKING GAY! NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SLEEP? WELL, THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY ALSO...SO I GUESS ILL DO THE SAME THING AND MAKE ANOTHER SANDWICH...

-ALEXANDER

 PaRtYbOy2669:  dude have u seen the movie "The Village"?
 OrGaNiZm 15:  NOPE
 PaRtYbOy2669:  dude its fucking badass
 PaRtYbOy2669:  u should see it
 PaRtYbOy2669:  have u seen "The Butterfly Effect" ? 
 OrGaNiZm 15:  NOPE
 PaRtYbOy2669:  that ones tight too
 PaRtYbOy2669:  i saw 'em both yesterday
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