Funny?
Sign you drank too much:
You fall down once, burn yourself twice, and light the wrong end of at least one cigarette.
Signs your kid's school is overcrowded:
1. two words: cootie epidemic.
2. Librarians are trampled to death during the "Harry Potter Riots of 2000".
Rejected Hallmark card:
(front)
An Easter syllogism for you:
All rabbits are horny.
The Easter Bunny is a rabbit.
Therefore...
(inside)
When you're on your knees looking for Easter eggs, for God's sake watch your back.