Boredom at work
I think I have these all in chronological order in the story, not the order I sent them to K-chan in.
If Prussia's accent sucks, blame Prussia, he's the one who insisted on talking that way.
So Prussia was talking to Hungary...ok, he wasn't talking to her, he was telling lame jokes that all had to do with his awesomeness. Which led to this:
"Kesesese~ Vare duz ze Awesome Me schleep?" *without waiting for an answer* "Verefer I vant, I'm too awesome to be denied a place to schleep! Kesesesesesesese~!"
Hungary pulls out her frying pan and swings.
"Vatch it, voman, zat vas too close to mein Awesome Fife Meters!"
"So I missed..."
And she swings again.
Cutting to Germany's house...
Germany couldn't understand it. He couldn't think of anything he had done that would have caused it, and yet...
"Scheiße!"
...he'd forgotten and stepped wrong again. Really, whoever heard of pulling a muscle in your foot?
The sound of running told him Italy was coming.
"Doitsu, are you alright?"
"Ja, Italien, I'm - scheiße!"
Verdammt foot, he did it again.
"Doitsu..."
"I'll be fine, ze pain just surprised me."
"Ve! Doitsu is hurt!" Italy starts to panic. "Ve, Doitsu isn't going to d-die, is he? VE!"
Italy's panicked ramblings continue as he attempts to be Germany's nurse/doctor.
Then Prussia comes in. The only part of his mumblings that are understandable are "verdammt frying pan".
"Ve, Prussia is hurt too! What happened, ve?"
"He probably annoyed Hungary again."
"Ve? Why would he do that?"
"Because mein bruder is an idiot."
"Hey! Ze Awesome Me resents zat comment!"
((Noooo, he resembles it! ^.^))
Prussia likes to come out and play when the other voices don't have anything to say since he'll get to do almost anything he wants, as long as he avoids Hungary's frying pan. Or until Russia comes out to play. That leads to
"Awesome Retreat!"
"Da~? Kolkolkol..."
Or, as K-chan put it, not Awesome Retreat but an awesome tatical change to increase his odds of winning by eventually finding and taking the high ground.
EDIT: 2:30 pm
So it gave me more during class today.
Italy is still smothering Germany a bit.
"Italien, I'm fine. As long as I don't valk too fast it von't hurt." Vell, it von't hurt more zan I can handle...
"Ve, are you sure Doitsu? It seemed bad yesterday..."
"Ja, und I rested und put mein foot up to help it get better. I'm fine Feliciano."
"Ve, OK! Can I have pasta now?"
Germany facepalms. "Ja, go ahead."
"Ve~! Grazie Doitsu!"
...Yes, Italy insisted on pasta.
"You didn't let me cure Luddy with pasta and I haven't had any all day, ve!"
*headdesk*
"Ve? Why are you banging your head into the table? Doesn't that hurt?"
If Prussia's accent sucks, blame Prussia, he's the one who insisted on talking that way.
So Prussia was talking to Hungary...ok, he wasn't talking to her, he was telling lame jokes that all had to do with his awesomeness. Which led to this:
"Kesesese~ Vare duz ze Awesome Me schleep?" *without waiting for an answer* "Verefer I vant, I'm too awesome to be denied a place to schleep! Kesesesesesesese~!"
Hungary pulls out her frying pan and swings.
"Vatch it, voman, zat vas too close to mein Awesome Fife Meters!"
"So I missed..."
And she swings again.
Cutting to Germany's house...
Germany couldn't understand it. He couldn't think of anything he had done that would have caused it, and yet...
"Scheiße!"
...he'd forgotten and stepped wrong again. Really, whoever heard of pulling a muscle in your foot?
The sound of running told him Italy was coming.
"Doitsu, are you alright?"
"Ja, Italien, I'm - scheiße!"
Verdammt foot, he did it again.
"Doitsu..."
"I'll be fine, ze pain just surprised me."
"Ve! Doitsu is hurt!" Italy starts to panic. "Ve, Doitsu isn't going to d-die, is he? VE!"
Italy's panicked ramblings continue as he attempts to be Germany's nurse/doctor.
Then Prussia comes in. The only part of his mumblings that are understandable are "verdammt frying pan".
"Ve, Prussia is hurt too! What happened, ve?"
"He probably annoyed Hungary again."
"Ve? Why would he do that?"
"Because mein bruder is an idiot."
"Hey! Ze Awesome Me resents zat comment!"
((Noooo, he resembles it! ^.^))
Prussia likes to come out and play when the other voices don't have anything to say since he'll get to do almost anything he wants, as long as he avoids Hungary's frying pan. Or until Russia comes out to play. That leads to
"Awesome Retreat!"
"Da~? Kolkolkol..."
Or, as K-chan put it, not Awesome Retreat but an awesome tatical change to increase his odds of winning by eventually finding and taking the high ground.
EDIT: 2:30 pm
So it gave me more during class today.
Italy is still smothering Germany a bit.
"Italien, I'm fine. As long as I don't valk too fast it von't hurt." Vell, it von't hurt more zan I can handle...
"Ve, are you sure Doitsu? It seemed bad yesterday..."
"Ja, und I rested und put mein foot up to help it get better. I'm fine Feliciano."
"Ve, OK! Can I have pasta now?"
Germany facepalms. "Ja, go ahead."
"Ve~! Grazie Doitsu!"
...Yes, Italy insisted on pasta.
"You didn't let me cure Luddy with pasta and I haven't had any all day, ve!"
*headdesk*
"Ve? Why are you banging your head into the table? Doesn't that hurt?"