So let's do some updates. In recent weeks I have fractured my elbow. It's cool though, jsut a crack. It ain't no thang. No hideous smelling cast anymore, I frequently tend to hurt my arm doing things I shouldn't but is that really new?? Couple weeks ago hung out with the crew in moco, I had an awesome time. It definitely cheered me up to see ( Read more... )

So here I am in the apartment all alone. Not so scary, but the Ravens need to start winning some football. Yesterday I spent some good time with the family. My aunt is supposed to be getting a kidney transplant from my other aunt in a couple months, grandma's getting old, and so it's good to catch up with everyone. And the HOTTEST 4 month old baby ( Read more... )

Ok, so I know for all those worried about me not having a man - I've solved my problem. It's as simple as www.writeaprisoner.com . Look, I know what you're saying. "But Laura, he'll be incarcerated for 2nd degree murder until 2016." I know this. And that's why I like it. We can have our little relationship, share all our dreams and secret desires ( Read more... )

So I definitely survived my first day of classes. I still seem to be put in with ugly people, i.e. one more semester with no hotties. But I only had 2 classes so we'll see how everything else goes. I got back from NYC on Sunday. I definitely almost started crying when I saw the skyline in our view on Friday when we got there. As usual, it was ( Read more... )

So the summer is definitely winding down. Mina is done with her internship on tuesday and i think she's leaving me. This summer has definitely been a blast - from having mina keeping me company, to all the time spent with fun and awesome friends! I think everyone except Tita has turned 21, and it was all a blast!! Hopefully we can all do it up for ( Read more... )

Well I'm just updating for the fun of it. I need to get off real quick because mina has to get to sleep and she's lying on my floor probably waiting for my stank ass to turn off the computer and lights. I know she can't wait for the night to go by so she can go in and hang out with Melanie at whag (or as i think of it, whorish hagerstown asshole ( Read more... )

So I finally figured out why the side of my mouth that was molested and had my tooth stolen from hurts so much. Because the stitches from my tooth rape are sewed into the inside of my cheek. How this helps my wound heal, I will never know ( Read more... )

If the pain caused by the one wisdom tooth being removed didn't have to continuously get worse, my boy Luther Vandross died today. I love him, he was and always will be an AMAZING talent. Homeboy ALWAYS knows how to make me cry, laugh and smile. But, I'm sure he's better off wherever he is. LOVES YOU BIG LUTH ( Read more... )

Well, I got my wisdom tooth taken out yesterday. It wasn't as bad as I imagined, but it certainly was not on my list of things I enjoy doing. I had the laughing gas which I've never done before. The assistant said it will feel like I had a couple drinks. This chick obviously doesn't drink alcohol. It was like I was high. It was crazy and every song ( Read more... )

So, I know I am definitely not fit to have kids when I get older. I'm constantly giving the annoying kids in my neighborhood dirty looks. You're driving your car at 5 mph through the neighborhood and they all yell car and just stand in the middle of the road still. MOOOOOOOVE. I just had to be like the doctor in halloween, when he's hiding behind ( Read more... )