Thank you Florimell
1. What do you look for in the opposite sex? Good smile, same sense of humor as me, loves movies, music, and books. The eyes... :)
2. Where do you think you'll end up living in the next ten years? Pick one: Europe (England or France), Boston, New York, Virginia, D.C.
3. What's your favorite type of clothes? Jeans and a t-shirt. Though cardigans are definitely new favorites for me. :) Ooh! And my white linen skirt from the Gap; I love it!
4. What's your favorite place to be? Home, my apartment.
5. Who do you like hanging around the most? Probably Mandy.
6. If you could be any famous person, who would it be and why? Jon Stewart. Because I'd have lots of people watching me every night on tv and I'd be super hilarious, something I'm not in real life...
7. What movie would you be in, and what character would you be? Serendipity, I'd be Sara. Because then I'd fall in love with John Cusack and live happily ever after. ::swoon::
8. What song do you wish you had written? Why? Pretty much any. Same goes for books... I'm so not creative like that... I wish I were. I like to pretend I am...
9. What makes you sad? Quite a bit...
10. What makes you angry? The government mostly. Is that too broad...? And mean?
11. What's your favorite childhood memory? Going to visit the house a couple blocks away from my Busia's on Easter because they had all the blow up bunnies and really awesome spiffy Easter decorations. Or going up to Singing Sands with the Schaening's and our family on vacation.
12. What are your fears? Spiders. Bugs in general, but spiders take the cake.
13. What is your favorite book? Slaughterhouse-Five by Vonnegut, The Time-Traveler's Wife by Niffenegger, and Anne of Green Gables by Montgomery.
14. What was the scariest moment in your life? Probably the two times I've spun out on the highway due to snow and ice and all that stuff... The first time was the worst; totalled my car and everything. Or that time when Alison and I were at Busia's walking home from the store and got chased by these stray dogs that looked like they wanted to eat up...
15. What makes you laugh? Dry wit.
16. Have you ever fallen in love? Yes. I don't regret it either... It's just unfortunate how it's all turned out. Oh, the first one wasn't love... That I know now. The second was.
17. Do you ever wish you were a little kid again? Sometimes. Just to not have all the responsibilities I have now. But I don't sometimes because I love where I am and what I'm doing.
18. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really.
19. What's your favorite TV show? Jeopardy!, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, House. And my guilty pleasures: Date my Mom, Room Raiders, The Real World, The 70's House (notice how they're all MTV...). Ooh, I'm liking Miami Ink so far, though it's only had one episode.
20. What movie best describes you? Weirdly, Anne of Green Gables, except for the whole being at the top of the class thing... Now to find my Gilbert...
21. What is your favorite movie? The Usual Suspects, Shrek, AoGG, LotR, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State, Hotel Rwanda, 9 Dead Gay Guys, etc. So many... :)
22. What is your favorite day of the week? Saturdays
23. What place do you hate the most? I honestly don't know...
24. If you could have one wish, what would it be? To never have to worry about money again.
25. Do you think you'll ever get married? To who? I hope to. God, that's scary thinking that I might not... I don't know yet.
26. If you could play any instrument, what would it be? If I could... Trumpet, Guitar, Piano. I already know quite a few though. :)
27. Do you think you have any good qualities? I don't know.
28. What do like best about your looks? My mouth or eyes.
29. What's your worst quality? Procrastination, messiness...
30. Name something good about yourself. I'm very trust worthy. Maybe too much so...
31. Name something you want to change about yourself. I wish I were smarter and more determined. I wish I were more outgoing.
32. Do you like day or night? Night
the Wit
(69% dark, 39% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 88% on dark
You scored higher than 33% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 46% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid