Conversation between Erin and Bridgette
B: hello there everyone. im here in cali with erin, so cool! tis posh. having so much fun. here's erin:
E: Hey I think i have to go find my glasses . I think they're downstairs. I'll be back in a few minutes. Hi everyone in NJ!!!
B: i couldnt sleep at all last night...(doo do doo di do...hee hee hee) i didnt fall asleep until the sun came out and then i slept until one
E : hhhmm I can see. I think we should go to borders then jamba juice. Yummy!!! Oh we booked my tickets for NJ!!! I leave on August 7th and i come home aug. 15. Whats it like there. I've run out of things to say
B: its humid and very very green, i came here and forgot how yellow everything is during the summer
(NOTE FOR THE READERS: jamba juice is an awesome fruit smoothie shop/store/place/thing that we cool californians have over here 'cause were so cool beyong reason)
E: Ok well to let you all know, I'm not that concieted. But i'm not an original californian. Woo hoo. Its too hot here. Hey guess what? I'm gonna be a senior!!! YAY!!! We can see each other a lot when you work for WETA Bridge. Oh mum is getting chocolate chips so we can make ccc when she gets back. I haven't made any in almost 2 years. thats way too long. Dont ya think?
B: too hot!?!? honey, you dont know hot til youve been to nj. hey your not an original californian are you? your a kiwi! hee hee hee i hadnt really thought about that. hm. this conversation is much to literal. *tear*...*slurp*
E: How about we hop on a plane and go to lunch at Fidels. I think i'm gonna get the toast with strawberry marmalade. How about elevensies? lunch and afternoon tea, dinner, and supper?
B: hee hee hee hee! dom and billy are at fidels:
dm: this is my "second breakfast"... ha! se what ive done?
bb: yea, sea what he's done there? hes brought life and the movie together.like here (refering to his dish of food) we have cumera and bacon...together. and, me and dom... together... not like that, but were... together.
hee hee hee hee they always crack me up.
E: SAM to FRODO: Can you see the bottom?
DM (in commentary): I can see your bottom Sean
Hee hee hee, I still am convinced that if you and i had commentated the entire movie along with Dom and Billy it would havee been ten million times more fun to watch. Don't you agree Bridge?
B: no
E: You are a very blunt and tyo the point person aren't you bridgette? Well anyway. Don't touch the book!!!!!!! Um what else am i going to talk about. Keep yourmtts off that bloody book. Hey thats reminds me. We were in the car in New Zealand and we were listening to this radio station and the talk show host was talking about kids who stick stuff up their noses and he goes " What kid in the right mind sticks a bloody M&M up their nose!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing. It was quite funny the way he said it. You should ahve been there with us!!
B: monkey feet!!
E: Not only blunt very off topic. Oi ve. How did we even become best friends if we are so different?
B: in all my yaers of knowing you i never realized how profusely boring you are.
E: oh well atleast i don't go off on random tangents and me boring?
oh well maybe thats because.. um i'm not very good at comebacks am I? I couldn't even remembewr the dead sea and i said the red river!!!!
B: "well at leasst i dont go off on random tangents" exactly my point! you should! it good for the soul! hee hee hee you know im just messin with ya, sheesh ya need to learn to take the piss.
E: Fine, I'm Chloe whats your name?
B: *rather embarrassed and remorseful* im sorry... i shouldnt have been mean... forgive me?... bestest buddy?
E: Sure!!! Do you know the muffin man?
B: the muffin man?
E: The muffin man!!!!!
B: the one on dreary lane?
E: NO!!!! the one down the block on stearns you idiot. Where is dreary lane???
B: i suspect it must be in england somewhere.
E: Like Kent, England where orli lives. That would mean Oralndo bloom knows who the muffin man is!!! lets go ask Oralndo Bloom if he knows the muffin man.
B: orlando bloom?! the muffin man must be blackmailing ob so that he can use his stardom an wealth etc. so he can rise to power and take over the world! its the biggest conspiracy the world has ever seen, or rather failed to see cause its a conspiracy, and it right under our noses! we must warn the people!
E: You are right!! Who do we go to to tell?!?! The muffin man must know we have caught on and will be coming after us shortly. I must say my last words. I leave my bed to Fudge(my dog) and my dolls to bridgette!! thats all i think.
B: but if im dead you cant leave me my dolls!, well you could, but it would be pretty poimtless. I AM NOW WARNING EVERY ONE!!! DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE MUFFIN MAN AND HIS EVIL LIES!!! HE IS LIKE AN EVIL DWARF MONKEY THAT WILL BE CRUSHED BECAUSE OF HIS FOOLISHNESS!!! we have seen through his evil plan and he can not prevail! oh sure he may seem like an innocent little old man with a basket of muffins...
E: all assorted
B: er, yes an innocent little man with a basket of assorted muffins, but he will lie and use you to gain his power. which, by the way, he will use to crush the members of asdf! (www.asdf.com) which will lead ,for undisclosed reasons, to us all having shaven haeds!
E: Anyway * tickles bridgette* The muffin man* hears a knock at the door* run the muffin man is coming after us. AAAAAAAHHHHH RRRUNNNNN for youyr life. NOWHERE IS SAFE!!! help Help HELP!!!!
B: shall we end?