ME NEED JOB

[o0katygirl0o]

Pretty soon, instead of stressing about whether or not my resume is crap, I'm just going to freak out, scrawl 'ME NEED JOB' with permenant marker on my chest and go around buisnesses ripping up my shirt and foaming at the mouth a little.

Comments

[ex_poker_fac976]

I hate resumes. They're personal evaluations that evaluate you.. personally.
People should know that judging people based on a piece of paper is wrong.

What I'm stressed about is how it will look on my resume when it says that I did 5 years of high school. It makes me feel ill.

But I'm sure that if you went to a job interview like that, they'd at least take note of your initiative. Especially since writing upside-down on yourself can be tricky.

[o0katygirl0o]

hah. i really hope that i would get bonus points for doing that. especially if the interview was extremely professional, and i only did that ME NEED JOB thing at the end. in any case, i wouldn't worry too much about the 5 years of high school thing. at least they'll know that you also didn't give up, and kept at it until graduation. that's what matters.

[_loserface]

Good plan, can I join you? I would love to watch that and then watch the people in the place you were applying at call security.

...Or say "holy eff, you're hired!"

[o0katygirl0o]

Or both, because you're hired for a security job. lol

[harmonica_love]

Me needs a job too. Really bad. I don't think I'm going to go to your extremes though haha.

[o0katygirl0o]

That's okay, I'm pretty sure you're more likely to get hired if you're not that extreme. Extremeness doesn't seem to count for a lot in the work force. From what I've gathered, anyway. : ]

[randomsin]

[o0katygirl0o]

That's absolutely terrifying.

In a makes-me-feel-a-bit-better kind of way. <3