You can never leave

[o0the_warmth0o]

So right now im @ kims and shes sleeping so i figured i would update this. Yesterday sweener came over and we had an awesome time as always. Then my parents were begin all gay and made her go home so i was like, yeah fuck that. and went over to kims. We had an awesome time. Dude so fucking hillarious. Well that about conclueds my day, im listeing

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[anonymous]

Hi my name is Alisa Sher Rand,and I most definitely ass-rape anything I can get my hands on.Whether it be my father,Mr.Cofield,or Ashley Sweeney's 10lb dog I'll go for them all.I didn't get to last night b/c my gay parents made Ashley go home,and I guess now she knows I was going to try and pull a possible stunt so she prob has called the cops.Basically,i'm gonna be pissed for probably most of today so i'd advise not speaking with me.

[anonymous]

Wow Alisa I didn't know that...sick bastard

[anonymous]

Hello my name is ashley sweeney and i love chinks. I am also very attracted to my mother. Shes one hot woman. Is it incest to have a retationship with my mom? Opps! Ohh well. Also my sister and i have spooning sessions nightly. Shes a beast in the sack. Well Im going to go sexualy abuse my dog. Muah. Weenie

[anonymous]

eww Ashley i didnt know you had that sick of a mind. <3 Alisa

[anonymous]

Alisa this is Nicole Banta!Last night was amazing..mmm.Anyway,I wanted to let you know that you left you shorts and G-String at my house.I washed them for you sweetie so come by the house sometime today to pick them up and help me celebrate my 37th birthday.Maybe..we can pick-up from where we left off yesterday.I'll be waiting in a too-tight silky on my bed,I love you.

[anonymous]

HEY ALISA! This is ashley aka sweener. Im so sorry about youre brother last night. I just got a little out of control and hes so hot! Will you please go with me to get on the pill? Im afraid i might be, well you know. How cool would that be though? Then we could be like sisters!! Also tell youre sister what she saw last night was nothing. that we were just having a tickel war, that why i was screaming. Well call me later. Love you!

[anonymous]

OMFG ASH! IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHILE I WAS WATCHING SPIDERMAN! U SICK FUCK! OMG! EWW! FORGET ABOUT EVER COMING OVER AGAIN!

[anonymous]

Hey sweetheart this is Nicole again!I forgot to tell you that if you drop by the house tonight i'll swing my hips for hours for you if you'd like.I know they put you into one of those trances.I'm using that as a bribe..

[anonymous]

Wow, thats sick, sorry im not into that, ew

[anonymous]

No no no..this was a total misunderstanding.I was simply trying to get Katie's lipstick back from Matthew!He stole it from her room.She's just a little girl!We were physically fighting for the lipstick when he proceeded to rip some of the hair out of the back of my head.That would totally explain the screaming part.That is the moment when Katie walked into the room!I told her we were having a tickle fight b/c I didn't want her to realize that her own flesh and blood had stolen her most prized posession,her lipstick.Later on,after I won of course,Matthew explained to me that he had stolen the lipstick for Ben Johnson's little brother Morgan aka Milo.Morgan had told Matthew that if he stole the lipstick for him for his upcoming drag party that he would give him free stuff from Kroger.Can't beat that,eh?

[anonymous]

What ash?....im so confused. Yesterday you told me you rode my brother all night and now yorue saying something about lipstick?. Huh? Stop trying to cover up. Its okay, what u did was sick and my mom said you cant come over anymore cuz katie told her what she saw. (You naked. with my brother) Ewww, thats really wrong.