Comments | o0wallflower0o: May I measure your mammories?

o0wallflower0o

May I measure your mammories?

Jul 02, 2005 11:42

Hi bitches-yes I AM still alive...don't look so disappointed. So lately my life has consisted of NOTHING but g-strings and push up bras-no I haven't become a stripper-but good guess! I am amongst the newest sales girls at your friendly neighborhood Victoria's Secret. I hate panties...that is all. Truthfully it's not a bad job, the girls I work with ( Read more... )

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dizzle_house July 2 2005, 11:58:35 UTC

I can't say I'm too game on signing up for a Victoria's Secret credit card, though I am curious to know which Viccy's Secret/ McDonalds you and Sarah are working at so I can come and haras... I mean, visit you at work.

o0wallflower0o July 3 2005, 07:39:37 UTC

But JD you don't have to uuuuuse it! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll buy you a puppy or a prostitute or whatever it is boys like just get a credit card PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEE!!!!!

dizzle_house July 4 2005, 13:35:32 UTC

Hmmm... maybe for a prostituting puppy... but only if you tell me where this store is.

_snarla July 2 2005, 21:50:50 UTC

JEMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAA MEASURE MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

o0wallflower0o July 3 2005, 07:43:52 UTC

hahaha I'd be happy to measure your boobs Kelsey, it would be an honor!

milo_macgyver July 3 2005, 04:27:01 UTC

i am still going to come in and have you measure me, promise promise.

also - what sexy celebrity did you meet? i was as curious as a curious thing can be at 5:30 in the morning.

♥ and i hope i get to se you again soon.

o0wallflower0o July 3 2005, 07:46:14 UTC

haha no one sexy, you know the fat one with the beard from 98 degrees?....yea he was in victoria's secret last night. I was just folding panties and then i was like...errrrr wait a second.

i_need_the_eggs July 3 2005, 07:56:01 UTC

Damn it! That just sucks ass. You saw possibly the crappiest, least popular boy band member in pop music history. Not only was he part of a 2nd tier boy band, but he was the guy that nobody knew...I don't know his name and neither do you. Fuck that guy!

Oh, and how could you be attracted to Cillian Murphy and not Christian Bale in Batman Begins? Oh yeah, I know, because Murphy was ridiculously effeminate. In the previews for the movie, I honestly didn't know whether he was a guy or a girl. But I AM glad to see that your love of androgyny now extends to countries besides Japan.

Your Mom bought knives from me...weird.

o0wallflower0o July 3 2005, 08:02:59 UTC

ok number one CILLIAN MURPHY IS SO FUCKING HOT...YOU ARE STUPID...but I have always had a crush on Christian Bale so don't be worried.

number two...Drew...knives...*shudders. It was hilarious. I came home and found a piece of paper you wrote on and I was like "uhhh mom-was Drew here?" and she was just casually like "yea he came over and we had iced tea on the porch...oh and Gramma and I bought knives from him." hahaha it was hilarious. Drew your job would make a really good porno-the randy cutlery man ahh I can see it now.

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as_fonie July 3 2005, 07:45:26 UTC

i saw youuu there! i totally didnt even recognize you at first, but then i was like WAIT stud in the nose, that's jemma!

o0wallflower0o July 3 2005, 07:47:34 UTC

hahaha I know I was like "have a nice-SOPHIE?"

elvisluvsme July 3 2005, 08:00:46 UTC

So I really just want to make a dumb comment:

Adriana Lima= Hottest angel

o0wallflower0o July 3 2005, 08:05:07 UTC

TOTALLY! She's my favorite too! We have huge pictures of her EVERYWHERE in the store. Come buy bras from me! OH and your mom can open a card!!! It's FREEEEEEE!