Hi. I'm in Summit County Colorado* right now, taking a break from work (bleh), cleaning, applying for jobs, and everything really... and also visiting with my dear Kevin ( Read more... )

Listen up everyone, there are only a few weeks left to shop for my birthday! So, here are some suggestions:

Anything, especially stationary and stickers, from here:
Kawaii Gifts

Tampon Case!

Karma CardsSince I've decided I can't eat crackers and cheese and frozen dinners for the rest of my life, I have also decided that I need some cook books ( Read more... )

1. Today is the slowest day. Ever ( Read more... )

So, I put my underwear on inside-out this morning ( Read more... )

So, apparently I got extremely drunk on Friday night... I don't think that I completely blacked out, but there are def. stretches of time that I'm very foggy on ( Read more... )

According to this website (http://www.deathclock.com), I am going to die on Monday, June 1, 2043.

I guess I should mark my calendar

(I've been feeling pretty glum lately. But, this little blerb in the Novemeber issue of Reader's Digest made me smile.)

Two trucks loaded with copies of a thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied...

I take a RIDICULOUS amount of pictures of my cats.


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1. Worked. (Of course ( Read more... )

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
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