"I DEMAND YOU TO FUCK"
APPARENTLY IT IS POETRY OPEN MIC NIGHT IN THE AVACHAN
[01:13am] Larsa[paperwork]: wtf
[01:13am] Larsa[paperwork]: i have a book-only boyfriend
[01:13am] Zuko is now known as Zuko|drivethrubending.
[01:13am] Azula: Look Toph, you're a dirty hippie lover
[01:14am] Mulan: it's cute because he has gapped teeth
[01:14am] Larsa[paperwork]: you shut up
[01:14am] Mulan: which one
[01:17am] Azula: Probably me :/
[01:19am] • Azula writes an Ohev/Toph limmerick anyway
[01:20am] Larsa[paperwork]: .......
[01:20am] Larsa[paperwork]: I don't know how to feel about this
[01:20am] Azula: Lots of things rhyme with hippie okay
[01:22am] Jet: sweeat hippie/sweet bippie
[01:22am] Jet: ?
[01:22am] Dante left the chat room. (Quit: Dante)
[01:23am] Larsa[paperwork]: ....
[01:23am] Azula: Once there was Ohev the hippie/who came into love juice so trippy/he ran into Toph/and simply hiccuped/and said 'wow I feel kind of dippy' AND THEN HE SERENADED HER WITH SECRET TUNNEL
[...]
[01:26am] Azula: You're lucky Biz isn't around or it would get more awkward
[01:27am] Topic changed to "Once there was Ohev the hippie/who came into love juice so trippy/he ran into Toph/and simply hiccuped/and said 'wow I feel kind of dippy' AND THEN HE SERENADED HER WITH SECRET TUNNEL | * Azula MOTHERS | * Sokka sets +b Sokka (10) | I am Zu Dee. Welcome to my penis. :D" by TyLee|afkbrb.
[01:27am] TyLee|afkbrb is now known as TyLee.
[01:28am] Larsa[paperwork]: ............. cry
[01:28am] TyLee: Don't worry it'll be gone the moment anyone wants to edit *anything* else in there
[01:28am] Larsa[paperwork]: Y-YAY
[01:29am] Azula: All you need to do is get Sokka or Zuko to talk for a while
[01:30am] Biz[cleaningafk]: Ohev the hippie did sigh / for whenever for BJs they tried / Toph couldn't see shit / her face would get hit/ and his dick would poke into her eye.
[01:30am] Biz[cleaningafk]: AND THEN HE SERENADED HER WITH SECRET TUNNEL
[01:30am] Larsa[paperwork]: ....
[01:30am] Larsa[paperwork]: thank you
[01:30am] Larsa[paperwork]: biz
[01:30am] Luffy|post: ...I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER
[01:30am] Biz[cleaningafk]: bitches I am the best at songs.
[01:30am] Azula: Also at going past the Y7 rating
[01:31am] Azula: See I told you Aang would make it more awkward, Toph
[01:31am] Larsa[paperwork]: we can count on her. definitely.
[01:33am] Biz[cleaningafk]: An old hippie, history relates / was partying with some of his mates / but in his stoned exuberance / he poked Toph with a protuberance / and now her father demands a wedding date.
[01:33am] Vegeta left the chat room. (Quit: Frieza once had a son, his name was Vegeta, not the Vegeta you were thinking off, Another Vegeta, but he died and it was no ones fault, not even Friezas. But when he died Frieza saw Prince Vegeta, the one you are thinking off, and Frieza has to have him.)
[01:33am] Larsa[paperwork]: ....
[01:33am] Larsa[paperwork]: biz you are magical
[01:33am] Luffy|post: Biz, between the two of us
[01:34am] Luffy|post: i think we could take over the world
[01:34am] Luffy|post: LIMMERICKS AND HAIKU
[01:34am] Larsa[paperwork]: me too, me too.
[01:34am] Larsa[paperwork]: y-you guys
[01:34am] Azula: The only problem is even if you took over the world...whoever owned the toilets would rule you
[01:34am] Biz[cleaningafk]: IN DISGUISE, UNDER THE NAME LEE
[01:35am] Biz[cleaningafk]: ZUKO WAS FUCKING HIS MAN BY THE SEA
[01:35am] Biz[cleaningafk]: JET SAID STOP YOUR FUCKING
[01:35am] Biz[cleaningafk]: THERE'S SOMEBODY COMING
[01:35am] Biz[cleaningafk]: SAID ZUKO STILL FUCKING, IT'S ME!
[01:35am] Jet: ;laksdfnm;se ./e,c/r;lke c/m.,f gv lkfd
[01:36am] Zuko|drivethrubending is now known as Zuko.
[01:37am] Zuko: ..............rewdinwowwljf
[01:39am] Jet: he's your student, sifu flameybuns
[01:39am] Biz[cleaningafk]: With grief, Ohev was stricken / for he was a veritable chicken / Toph roared "I DEMAND YOU TO FUCK" / but Ohev didn't trust his luck / "you'll snap it as soon as I put my dick in!"
[01:39am] Jet: kfdasf haaahahahahaha
[01:42am] Biz[cleaningafk]: There once was a woman named Toph / and at sexual antics she'd scoff / "it's way too much trouble / to bend over double / my man'll be on his knees to get me off."
[01:43am] Larsa[paperwork]: ...........
[01:43am] • Larsa[paperwork] a.... applauds
[01:44am] Mulan: .........
[01:44am] [shadowed] left the chat room. (Connection reset by peer)
[01:44am] Larsa[paperwork]: I AM IMPRESSED
[01:44am] Azula: Your not!boyfriend is kinky, Katara
[01:45am] Mulan: i think the last line could use some work
[01:45am] Biz[cleaningafk]: Nothing rhymes with Katara or Aang. :(
[01:45am] [shadowed] joined the chat room.
[01:45am] Mulan: sang dang tang
[01:46am] Biz[cleaningafk]: There once was a bender named Aang / who had himself a huge wang / he said to Katara / "wanna check my chakra?" / but she fled and he said "dang"
[01:46am] Luffy|post: i like it because it ends in dang
[01:46am] Mulan: pfft
[01:46am] Azula: There once was an airbender named Aang/who wanted a hair-rending bang/he went to Kya's girl / and asked for a whirl /and that's why he's bald head to wang
[01:47am] Larsa[paperwork]: ..........
[01:47am] Luffy|post: jkasddHAHHAHA
[01:47am] Mulan: ........
[01:47am] Biz[cleaningafk]: pffft
[01:13am] Larsa[paperwork]: wtf
[01:13am] Larsa[paperwork]: i have a book-only boyfriend
[01:13am] Zuko is now known as Zuko|drivethrubending.
[01:13am] Azula: Look Toph, you're a dirty hippie lover
[01:14am] Mulan: it's cute because he has gapped teeth
[01:14am] Larsa[paperwork]: you shut up
[01:14am] Mulan: which one
[01:17am] Azula: Probably me :/
[01:19am] • Azula writes an Ohev/Toph limmerick anyway
[01:20am] Larsa[paperwork]: .......
[01:20am] Larsa[paperwork]: I don't know how to feel about this
[01:20am] Azula: Lots of things rhyme with hippie okay
[01:22am] Jet: sweeat hippie/sweet bippie
[01:22am] Jet: ?
[01:22am] Dante left the chat room. (Quit: Dante)
[01:23am] Larsa[paperwork]: ....
[01:23am] Azula: Once there was Ohev the hippie/who came into love juice so trippy/he ran into Toph/and simply hiccuped/and said 'wow I feel kind of dippy' AND THEN HE SERENADED HER WITH SECRET TUNNEL
[...]
[01:26am] Azula: You're lucky Biz isn't around or it would get more awkward
[01:27am] Topic changed to "Once there was Ohev the hippie/who came into love juice so trippy/he ran into Toph/and simply hiccuped/and said 'wow I feel kind of dippy' AND THEN HE SERENADED HER WITH SECRET TUNNEL | * Azula MOTHERS | * Sokka sets +b Sokka (10) | I am Zu Dee. Welcome to my penis. :D" by TyLee|afkbrb.
[01:27am] TyLee|afkbrb is now known as TyLee.
[01:28am] Larsa[paperwork]: ............. cry
[01:28am] TyLee: Don't worry it'll be gone the moment anyone wants to edit *anything* else in there
[01:28am] Larsa[paperwork]: Y-YAY
[01:29am] Azula: All you need to do is get Sokka or Zuko to talk for a while
[01:30am] Biz[cleaningafk]: Ohev the hippie did sigh / for whenever for BJs they tried / Toph couldn't see shit / her face would get hit/ and his dick would poke into her eye.
[01:30am] Biz[cleaningafk]: AND THEN HE SERENADED HER WITH SECRET TUNNEL
[01:30am] Larsa[paperwork]: ....
[01:30am] Larsa[paperwork]: thank you
[01:30am] Larsa[paperwork]: biz
[01:30am] Luffy|post: ...I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER
[01:30am] Biz[cleaningafk]: bitches I am the best at songs.
[01:30am] Azula: Also at going past the Y7 rating
[01:31am] Azula: See I told you Aang would make it more awkward, Toph
[01:31am] Larsa[paperwork]: we can count on her. definitely.
[01:33am] Biz[cleaningafk]: An old hippie, history relates / was partying with some of his mates / but in his stoned exuberance / he poked Toph with a protuberance / and now her father demands a wedding date.
[01:33am] Vegeta left the chat room. (Quit: Frieza once had a son, his name was Vegeta, not the Vegeta you were thinking off, Another Vegeta, but he died and it was no ones fault, not even Friezas. But when he died Frieza saw Prince Vegeta, the one you are thinking off, and Frieza has to have him.)
[01:33am] Larsa[paperwork]: ....
[01:33am] Larsa[paperwork]: biz you are magical
[01:33am] Luffy|post: Biz, between the two of us
[01:34am] Luffy|post: i think we could take over the world
[01:34am] Luffy|post: LIMMERICKS AND HAIKU
[01:34am] Larsa[paperwork]: me too, me too.
[01:34am] Larsa[paperwork]: y-you guys
[01:34am] Azula: The only problem is even if you took over the world...whoever owned the toilets would rule you
[01:34am] Biz[cleaningafk]: IN DISGUISE, UNDER THE NAME LEE
[01:35am] Biz[cleaningafk]: ZUKO WAS FUCKING HIS MAN BY THE SEA
[01:35am] Biz[cleaningafk]: JET SAID STOP YOUR FUCKING
[01:35am] Biz[cleaningafk]: THERE'S SOMEBODY COMING
[01:35am] Biz[cleaningafk]: SAID ZUKO STILL FUCKING, IT'S ME!
[01:35am] Jet: ;laksdfnm;se ./e,c/r;lke c/m.,f gv lkfd
[01:36am] Zuko|drivethrubending is now known as Zuko.
[01:37am] Zuko: ..............rewdinwowwljf
[01:39am] Jet: he's your student, sifu flameybuns
[01:39am] Biz[cleaningafk]: With grief, Ohev was stricken / for he was a veritable chicken / Toph roared "I DEMAND YOU TO FUCK" / but Ohev didn't trust his luck / "you'll snap it as soon as I put my dick in!"
[01:39am] Jet: kfdasf haaahahahahaha
[01:42am] Biz[cleaningafk]: There once was a woman named Toph / and at sexual antics she'd scoff / "it's way too much trouble / to bend over double / my man'll be on his knees to get me off."
[01:43am] Larsa[paperwork]: ...........
[01:43am] • Larsa[paperwork] a.... applauds
[01:44am] Mulan: .........
[01:44am] [shadowed] left the chat room. (Connection reset by peer)
[01:44am] Larsa[paperwork]: I AM IMPRESSED
[01:44am] Azula: Your not!boyfriend is kinky, Katara
[01:45am] Mulan: i think the last line could use some work
[01:45am] Biz[cleaningafk]: Nothing rhymes with Katara or Aang. :(
[01:45am] [shadowed] joined the chat room.
[01:45am] Mulan: sang dang tang
[01:46am] Biz[cleaningafk]: There once was a bender named Aang / who had himself a huge wang / he said to Katara / "wanna check my chakra?" / but she fled and he said "dang"
[01:46am] Luffy|post: i like it because it ends in dang
[01:46am] Mulan: pfft
[01:46am] Azula: There once was an airbender named Aang/who wanted a hair-rending bang/he went to Kya's girl / and asked for a whirl /and that's why he's bald head to wang
[01:47am] Larsa[paperwork]: ..........
[01:47am] Luffy|post: jkasddHAHHAHA
[01:47am] Mulan: ........
[01:47am] Biz[cleaningafk]: pffft