In response to Tom's "Lotta pretty girls..." I think the most effective manner to pick up the ladies, in your case, would be to walk around campus naked with the exception of your drill sergent hat. In addition, you must carry a boombox playing the song "you can leave your hat on". Then once you have the ladies complete attention, tell how you wrestled Smokey the Bear to the death to take his hat. Yet, be sure to include at the time when you were, in fact, wrestling with the national fire prevention figurehead a.k.a. Smokey, he decided that he wanted to fight against the E Team instead. Unfortunately, (at this point you should be crying) you had no choice, but to wrestle him to death (be sure to add without the help of Hugh) because the environment is just too damn important to let fictious animals plunder it. - Will
see i tried that. But lo and behold the imaginatory forest creature had called upon his fellow woodland companions and left me no choice but to call my good friend noah so i could use his ark to sail away to feedom. Screw the underground railroad, escape in style! I think Harriet Tubmen would have had alot more passengers if she just used the love boat. You know?
Kate, does the word "SENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" make any grammatical sense? If anything your abuse the English is the only thing that does "make sense" to me. - Will
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