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[oafishguy]

Today,

I carried a girl out of the woods like a tauntaun on my back. God I love being me.

Boy scouts taught me well. 1.5 miles piggy back.

Comments

[shakineddi]

i never got one of those

[oafishguy]

You never asked. Plus, I was competing for your attention with Forrest. No chance for me.

[oafishguy]

Oh, and you wern't injured. She was.

But I would have still carried you.

[oafishguy]

ok... maybe you were emotionally wounded. But i cant treat those wounds. I left my emotional band-aids back at home.