The Jerry Falwell Wake and Pool Party

[oakleaves]

It'll be a lovely spring day with throngs of people, from all walks of life. The mourners celebrating their hero's Rapture-ready entry into Heaven, the protesters finding opportunity to shout their views again, the leftists dancing in the streets

Comments

[rio_luna]

i can't rejoice about it, but my formerly xian, currently agnostic husband, quipped, Oh he's getting one hell of a surprise right about now.

If Jesus had a nuke he wuld have used it? do these people even read their own Bible??

[skyefyr]

Well, if you're attending the BBQ, how about I attend to the bartending? I've got lots of experience! What would you like to drink?

[jeneralist]

I'll probably be collecting pledges for the Phelps-a-thon -- you just know that Fred Phelps will be there, saying that God struck down Falwell for being too accepting of gays. Money collected from pledges (whaddya think, 10 cents for every minute he and his followers picket?) will be divided among the ACLU, the HRC, and Americans United for the Separation of Church and State.

[jeneralist]

You may be interested in the "Who Said It: Hitler or Falwell?" quiz:
http://nom-de-grr.livejournal.com/51142.html

[anonymous]

Why, jerking off to gay porn, of course!

[oakleaves]

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