OOC: I'M TAKING A STAND! DAMN IT!

[oatmanspatient]

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE DO IT! I'M NOT DOING AN OOC INFORMATION POST! NEVER! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Well maybe for porn...

NO! NO! I WON'T! I WON'T!

Comments

[willbedone]

Define "porn."

[oatmanspatient]

I need to define "porn" to you? I mean really.

However I'll consider writing an OOC post if your write my favorite ship:

Willow & Willy the bartender.

[willbedone]

Hey, there's lots of porn! For all I know you really get off on stories about pipe cleaners.

[oatmanspatient]

HOW DID YOU KN-

*cough*

Pipe cleaners. Gosh. It takes all people.

[soldtoarmenians]

Would you do it for a....SCOOBY SNACK?

[cantgetnorelief]

. . . dirrrrrrrrrrrty.

[oatmanspatient]

Rut Row.