hey, I know what I need to cheer me up

[obafugakum]

http://www.materialwhirled.com/holidayyarns.htm

yarn, with little baby jesuses hanging off it.

yup, so it can sit on the shelf next to the baby jesus buttplug.

Comments

[laffingbuddha]

You could knit a dildo cozy. That would be.......a conversation starter. :)

[lavalady]

I was thinking a nice baby jesus butt plug cozy!

[lovelokest]

Hehehe, this has made my morning....

[bammba_m]

There are so many projects that could be made with that... and almost none of them suitable for children. (Except for "choking hazard baby blanket")

A friend of mine had a baby jesus pipe. You can imagine the sort of tobacco he used with it.

[reohlovesgrrls]

That's absolutely hilarious. I agree, you must knit a cozy for your baby jesus butt plug.

I'm surprised my cube neighbor hasn't sensed my wicked thoughts & sacrificed me already.