dude

[obafugakum]

WTF?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/sunshine/

N pointed me towards this trailer. or maybe it would be more accurate to say, I was drawn to inquire why he was making such horrified noises.

Comments

[nidea]

Did they never read this?

"When will the Sun expand into a giant, and then shrink leaving behind a planetary nebula?
Don't worry, The sun is only about 5 billion years old. It still has another 5 billion years before it will expand, and then turn into a planetary nebula."

http://www.kidsastronomy.com/stars.htm

[buccaneer]

Wow. Tht's bad.

Quite bad.

Really, realy bad.

Vastly, mind-boggling bad.

It's even badly bad. With extra badness.

Bad-cake served with bad-frosting with trick-bad candles. And bad-sauce.

With a bad-mint for after.

Because, of course, the Sun's got an off/on switch?

The whirring sound you hear in the trailer is Carl Sagan, rotating at 200rpm.

Mal, avec sauce-mal, en mal-croute with mal de mal.

Thousands and thousands of potential screenplay writers are looking at their rejection slips, and then this trailer with "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" on their lips.

Bad bad bad bad bad.

[techdragon]

Pretty pretty boys?

[buccaneer]

ugly, ugly story.

[techdragon]

Nobody care about the story if there are pretty boys to look at.

Do I need to cite other examples?

[issahla]

Huh.

Pretty people and shiny things moving quickly in front of flashy lights.

I bet the acting will be extra-good to make up for the bad science.

Why not just...

[memeurgy]

In a world facing a never-ending night...
A savior comes out of the darkness...
Catwoman II: Cats in Space.

[donnelkh]

Wait... Today is ""particularly beautiful"". DUMDUMDUM!!