Baaaaaah baaaaah
Dear Brent,
You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____. I _____ you!
Signed~
Your _____,
_____
p.s. _____.
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You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____. I _____ you!
Signed~
Your _____,
_____
p.s. _____.
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You are really forgetful. You should remember making out with ladies on the train. We need to go find her and her lovechild. After that we can do paternaty tests on the baby. Remember that time we got lost in Loblaws? That was real freaky deaky. Maybe tomorrow we can make out. You are my hero. I am the wind beneath you!
Signed~
Your favorite Londoner,
Deb
p.s. i'm living in your grandparents basement.
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You are really kick-ass cool. You should come over and visit more often - we miss you. We need to go kill random thug-kids with Spencer. After that we can work on Sineater's first single. Remember that time we first met and I let you, a complete stranger, take my girlfriend home? That was real amusing. Maybe tomorrow we can think about how cool this party's gonna be. You are my Mentor of Metal. I lurve you!
Signed~
Your neighbour,
Greg
p.s. I learned how to play x.y.u >:)
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You are really far away. You should get on the radio. We need to go find radio people with hot voices. After that we can save William Hung from the media. Remember that time we were trying to figure out was nationality Treason is? That was real amusing. Maybe tomorrow we can kill Britney Spears. You are my good buddy. I uh... support you!
Signed~
Your Something or other,
Kayleigh
p.s. If we kill britney Spears, I can pose as her and then we can save Hung by working from the inside! Inside job! You can be my body guard with... spencer!
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You are really the spawn of satan, and I'm glad to call you my son. You should get me a paying job at Uber-metal, as we both know I am both a better writer than you, and far more cynical. We need to go explore the mysteries of guiness one of these days. After that we can throw the most evil goddamn shindig to ever grace the face of this rock. Remember that time we went all pagan, chopped up a tree and burned the whole thing? That was real nifty, especially when we mixed in the aged tequila. Maybe tomorrow we can avoid the wrath of god for one more day. You are my only hope for cash. I tolerate you!
Signed~
Your Papa,
Jordan zee FBI
p.s. When IS the next shindig, anyway?.
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