Today was exams.. but we're skipping all that, because exams suck anal fluids and they really aren't as important as my afternoon was so PSHAW. Shove it, you fascist!! (I'm thinking that's my new phrase.. I think I say it a lot ( Read more... )

Today was a monday, just in case you forgot ( Read more... )

I WON'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL,
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
FUCKERS!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!

.. My mind is quite gone .. righto old chap?

Thanks, you're a-okay.

HAPPY TURKEY GENOCIDE DAY!!
Oh, how I love you, tofurkey.
And wine. Mm. We are all quite drunk.

so I was cooking, and I had those bigass oven mitts on because I had to deal with something hot ( Read more... )

I have found my pants to be missing a pinstripe.
Won’t you help me find it?
I miss it so.

I'm bored ( Read more... )

I am quite done with boys ( Read more... )

Some people are crazy.

But this person ( here) is just fucking retarded.

So here's the part where I stop talking to people completely

because in the past week I've managed to effectively alienate myself from everyone around me

even those people who mean the most to me

ESPECIALLY the people who mean the most to me.

so whatever it was that I did to you,

I'm sorry.