my albums came out yesterday if you're interested, so far nobody dares to give either one less than a 4/5

michelle is finally letting me babysit crash lazzara!!! luckily it looks like adam. i went to a store and bought cherry koolaid and tomorrow crash lazzara is getting new hair!!! we have been spending lots of quality time meeting my dealer and going to funerals. i know nicole richie thinks that she is crash lazzara's favorite but he confided in me ( Read more... )

you're all such superficial fucks, die

i love christina milian

michelle told me that i said in ap if i wanted one band to open for me it would be straylight run and i believed her and went to go write an album about committing suicide but it turns out she was just torturing me so i sold it to simple plan for dirt cheap....... i'm thinking maybe because it had guest vocals by michelle on it ( Read more... )

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someone just notified me i made #6 on ellegirl's top hottest rocker babes or something, now i'm going to go get right with god because the world is going to end pretty soon

i already had to prove i was human, what more do you want