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I just got the most hysterical string of messages on okcupid.
subject: "hey" 11:35am
i was wondering why you think that meeting people is so bad. i'm guessing you've only met the people in your town, school, work etc in the Midwest. there's nothing wrong with that.
it might help to keep an open mind because you don't have life figured out so well that you can say it's terrible to meet someone of the opposite sex.
subject: "also" 11:40am
if you are tired of being hurt and lied to maybe you should write me back for starters. judging people by their age, location, sex etc isn't getting you anywhere, or making new friends.
i'm a really nice guy. i'm educated, and successful.
i also went to ISU when i was 19-20.
maybe we can talk for a few?
subject: "secret" 11:57am
i'm not sure how old you're bf's were, but when i was younger i would lie to girls. i lied because i didn't know what the future was going to bring. i didn't know what i wanted out of life until i was 29. in fact, i'm not sure i know what i want yet.
Uh, yeah. How could I possibly resist?
In other news, I'm enjoying day five of being completely unable to breathe through my nose. I had to give my reading at Kara's wedding in my best frog voice.
subject: "hey" 11:35am
i was wondering why you think that meeting people is so bad. i'm guessing you've only met the people in your town, school, work etc in the Midwest. there's nothing wrong with that.
it might help to keep an open mind because you don't have life figured out so well that you can say it's terrible to meet someone of the opposite sex.
subject: "also" 11:40am
if you are tired of being hurt and lied to maybe you should write me back for starters. judging people by their age, location, sex etc isn't getting you anywhere, or making new friends.
i'm a really nice guy. i'm educated, and successful.
i also went to ISU when i was 19-20.
maybe we can talk for a few?
subject: "secret" 11:57am
i'm not sure how old you're bf's were, but when i was younger i would lie to girls. i lied because i didn't know what the future was going to bring. i didn't know what i wanted out of life until i was 29. in fact, i'm not sure i know what i want yet.
Uh, yeah. How could I possibly resist?
In other news, I'm enjoying day five of being completely unable to breathe through my nose. I had to give my reading at Kara's wedding in my best frog voice.