Best away message EVER

[obfuscatingpoet]

I don't mean to toot my own horn (in this particular instance), but:
(Auto-reply) Wrapping presents. And bombs. Presents disguised as bombs, and vice-versa. Possibly presents disguised as presents. The possibilities are ENDLESS. If you want to talk, you may call, as the rest of the family is spreading their christ-butter...

Comments

[oikade]

Happy Christmas Jamie :)!

Bomber.

[oikade]

emphasis on the second b.