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[obiedxss]

The Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents. Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a

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[zipmon]

Back in the U.S.S.R., everybody's got something to hide except for me & my monkey.

[captainzeta]

That's freaking insane. Are you sure that's true?

[obiedxss]

a monkey's my uncle.

[donmega054]

In soviet russia ape impregnates you!

...i've been up all day playing soccer, cut me some slack, when are we hanging out? shipbuilders / placebo effect hellooo????

willhasntdonethatinawhile

[obiedxss]

i dunno about shipbuilders/placebo effect but i realized today that this is my last weekend in miami until june 17 and i'm angling for a job that should take up most days of the week so i dunno when i can fit in that party. also, i love playing soccer we should hang out and play soccer some time.

tomslaughing

[anonymous]

How dare you publish such thing on russian dictators? LONG LIVE COMMUNISM

[obiedxss]

Every year an average person will unknowingly consume roughly one ounce of feces.