How to Be Extremely Dumb for Dummies
I've decided that the title of the chapter about customers in my autobiography is going to be How to Be Extremely Dumb For Dummies. Until I get around to writing it here is an excerpt inspired by events that occurred tonight.
Step 1: Let your W-2 collect dust until late March. Last Minute Filing is cool. Taxes are like a big cocktail party where all the In Crowd people arrive fashionably late anyway.
Step 2: When late March comes around dust off your W-2 and carry it with you, on your person, not to the nearest H&R Block Tax Professionals but rather to the nearest Regal Entertainment Group Stonecrest 22 to see a movie.
Step 3: DO NOT under any circumstances leave the theater with your W-2 still in your posession. This step is critical!
Step 4: Wait five (5) days. You may be tempted to return to the theater and search for your W-2 or make an inquiry into it's whereabouts a mere four (4) days later, three (3) days later, or even (horror of horrors!) on the same day. Don't. It will only make you look sort of foolish rather than extremely dumb.
Step 5: After completing step 4 in it's entirety return to the theater and ask if anyone has turned in your W-2 to the lost and found.
Step 1: Let your W-2 collect dust until late March. Last Minute Filing is cool. Taxes are like a big cocktail party where all the In Crowd people arrive fashionably late anyway.
Step 2: When late March comes around dust off your W-2 and carry it with you, on your person, not to the nearest H&R Block Tax Professionals but rather to the nearest Regal Entertainment Group Stonecrest 22 to see a movie.
Step 3: DO NOT under any circumstances leave the theater with your W-2 still in your posession. This step is critical!
Step 4: Wait five (5) days. You may be tempted to return to the theater and search for your W-2 or make an inquiry into it's whereabouts a mere four (4) days later, three (3) days later, or even (horror of horrors!) on the same day. Don't. It will only make you look sort of foolish rather than extremely dumb.
Step 5: After completing step 4 in it's entirety return to the theater and ask if anyone has turned in your W-2 to the lost and found.