I have been floated

[object_being]

I just did a google search for "Must have iphone apps" and now I feel like my soul has left my body.  My thing is, if my soul stuck around for all that stuff I did to that dude that one time, what in the fuck is so bad about iPhone apps?  Maybe another two hour shower will fix the problem...

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[anonymous]

BEST IPHONE APPS

Blocked (logic puzzle addictive)
High Speed Chase (amazin car racin)
Last.fm (free music)
Bookworm (expensive but worth it)
Grindr (The go-to place for gay, bi, and curious men to meet)
Rolando (dum game tbh)
Hoop Jones Basketball (pricey but worth it clay you go out for enough meals you can afford dis)
Urbanspoon (U GOTTA GET THIS its an amazing restaurant locator)
Photoswap (GET THIS TOO you anonymously swap photos with people its amazing maybe i'll get you clay hehe)

[object_being]

i totally got blocked and last.fm and urbanspoonz. i need to put some photos on my phone before i get photoswapz. soon i'll get some hoop jones in my life.

[anonymous]

i have an iphone app for you.....it's called........my....ass.....you bitch!

[object_being]

my anonymous comments go from helpful to downright ornery :( :( :(

[cheryllayne]

My most frequent anonymous commenter is some kind of KKK racist extremist...so all my anonymous comments are screened, and most of them immediately deleted.

[cheryllayne]

P.S. Comment posted from my iPhone

[object_being]

omg our iPhones should totally do it

[anonymous]

Did you enjoy my poem from the previous entree~

[object_being]

god damnit i surely did.