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[objection_happy]

I can see my face in the toilet bowl. Mission accomplished. Between this and doing my job, I wonder what else being a Model Citizen entails.

(Other than rooting out treason... like I blame anyone for standing up to this place. I just... wish I had the guts, kind of. Then again, if I did, I'd lose my real guts. What did we all do to deserve this?

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[mr_computer]

Cleanliness and order are part of the life of any model Citizen! In acknowledgement of your loyalty, you are hereby promoted to Clearance Level ORANGE.

[objection_happy]

Uh, thanks!

[spiritmeister]

You gotta clean the rest of the toilets too, Nick!

[objection_happy]

Wh-- you mean the rest of the toilets in all these apartments? You couldn't pay me to walk into most of these people's bathrooms!

[theysaidiwasmad]

I admire your dedication, but why put so much energy into something like that?

[objection_happy]

I guess it's just something familiar. Plus, nobody likes a toilet bowl too dirty.

[theysaidiwasmad]

How very...clean...of you.

So what did you do before you came here then? Clean stuff? Some sort of servant?

[objection_happy]

Actually, I'm a lawyer.