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[objection_happy]

I guess I'm... I'm now employed!

As... as a... "singalong agent."

(I can't even sing! What are they, randomly selected? Somebody give me a break already.)

Er, Friend Computer. I don't suppose there's any need of defense attornies? I'm better at that. I mean, just trying to make my maximum contribution to Alpha Complex society. Yeah...

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[mr_computer]

Defense Attorneys? You aren't implying that The Computer's judgement is fallible, are you?

[objection_happy]

NOT AT ALL!

Just seeing if there are any jobs more suited to my strengths! Hahaha! Ha! Ha!

(Must not pee in pants must not pee in pants must not pee in pants...)

[mr_computer]

Your service group was selected using an algorithm, proven to be highly effective, that matches your psyche and skill set to to task best suited to you. If you have any complaints, please fill out a GCS-100 Form with PLC.

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[spiritmeister]

What about the singalong agent's spirit channeling assistant?

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[spiritmeister]

Hey, when you do your singalongs, just give me a call! Phoenix Wright: The Musical! We still need to get the bouncy thing that goes over the words, though . . .

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[objection_happy]

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[spiritmeister]

You know the Steel Samurai song, riiiiight?