Для тех, кому мой долбанный мейл.ру испоганил эту шутку, отсепарировав картинки от текста.

[objorka]

It all began with an
iPhone . . . March was when my son celebrated
his 15th birthday, and I got him an
iPhone.  
He just loved it.   Who wouldn't?




I celebrated my birthday in July,
and my wife made me very happy when  
she  bought me an
iPad.




My daughter's birthday was in August
so I got her an
iPod Touch.




September came by so for her birthday
I got my wife an
iRon.




It was around then that the fight started . . .