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[Here we have a Demyx in his unnatural habitat, lounging extra comfortably in an armchair at the library. Scattered around him are books on Greek mythology, fairy tales and a single book of sonnets. Demyx, however, is reading from a most interesting book indeed: The Miracle of Life. Oh yes, this Nobody is learning about childbirth.]How... how does

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[hazardwireseven]

[is, for a while, one of the oddly staring passersbys - until she notices the title. then she attempting not to laugh as she walks over.]

I never really got it either, and I'm a woman.

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[blinks at her before openly pointing a picture of a baby sliding out of a woman. 8D]

Do you have this inside you?

[hazardwireseven]

[okay, cannot help but laugh a little at that.]

Nope! If I did, I'd be pregnant. Thankfully I'm not.

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[doesn't get what's so funny. D:]

Why thankfully?

[abucketofangst]

...........Having fun? [o_Oa]

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[shows him a gorgeous little picture of all the contents spilling out of a woman after delivery]

What's that?

[abucketofangst]

..... [shudders] You're strange.

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[blinkblink. Nope, he doesn't understand you.]

I didn't do anything.

[gravitism]

[Peeks over your shoulder. And is now laughing in your ear. Hi 8D] Not sure if that's exactly somethin' you need to be worrying about.

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[jafakajghk SHOVES BOOK IN YOUR FACE, complete with an explicit picture of a couple having sex.]

What are they doing, Xigbar?

[gravitism]

[sjkh geez WHAT THE HELL-- was not prepared for that. Shoves said book OUT of his face. Partly to get a better look. And then eyebrow raise at you. B|a]

You really don't know, do you? Maaan, you're really falling behind with the times. I could show you stuff that makes this look tame.

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[waves book impatiently, pointing at the picture.]

I don't care about other stuff, I wanna know what they're doing!

[dr_martha_jones]

[Martha is amused]

That's the amazing thing about human bodies. You'd think it wouldn't bit, but it does most of the time.

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[Demyx is confused. D:]

But. What. How?

[dr_martha_jones]

[time for Dr. Martha]

The female pelvis is shaped differently from the male pelvis. The pelvic inlet is more oval shaped in females, allowing for the infant's head to pass through. And the pubic symphysis is thicker, giving greater mobility to the pelvic bones.

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[... STARE]

Uhm. [all of that. Just. Flew over his head. Sorry, Martha. D:] O.. okay?