Valentine's Day Advice

[library_books]

Please give me some sex tips to be a hot steamy mama!

I'm unable to give you any tips from me personally, but it never helps to read a book or two on the subject. I suggest checking both wizard and muggle bookshoppes for them. They're typically near the Romance sections and the "self help" shelves.

How do I know if he fancies me back?It's hard

Comments

[anonymous]

If he's always touching you?

[library_books]

Yes, I think you could assume that he likes you.

[origincognito]

That could be consider assault. Or rape. I believe touching violates the school policy.

[library_books]

Sir, that's not exactly true. Touching is allowed so long as it isn't interpreted as a romantic gesture.

[origincognito]

You are mistaken, Miss Granger. If you read the anonymous comment correctly, you would have understood that this person has specified that a boy is always making physical contact. Techincally, it is not acceptable should a person be touching another person frequently in public areas.

[origincognito]

I didn't say always. And if I had a problem with it then I would put a stop to it. I mean, I do have a problem with it. But Miss Granger's answer was interesting to me. I didn't write the question. And it's not in public. Argh.

[pansydarling]

What happens when you have problems that books cannot solve, Granger?

[pansydarling]

You help solve the problems books cannot solve? Or are you implying something else?

[library_books]

Don't be absurd, everything you need to know can be found in a book.

[solitusvir]

... Sex? Hermione?

[library_books]

What?

[solitusvir]

Quelqu'un tu a interrogé au sujet du sexe?

[library_books]

I don't understand what you're saying, Harry.

[sistergrimm_]

A hot steamy mama? Oh, I think that person is way beyond any kind of help.