Okay, it does explain the sore throat
Title: Okay, it does explain the sore throat
Rating: PG:13
Genre: comedy(???)
Pairing: Tao/Sehun, a bit of Baekhyun/Kyungsoo
Words: 2 040
Summary: Sehun wakes up and there's a sleeping body on the bed next to him. With the help in form of texts from his shitty hyungs, he soon finds out who is that person.
A/N: Because I can, basically.
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Sehun's breathing softly as he's feeling himself start to wake up. He doesn't need to hurry, he's pretty sure, so he just keeps on laying and not moving and just maybe hoping to fall back asleep.
He's feeling so comfortable. It's warm and nice and his head isn't hurting as much as he'd expect with how much he drank last night. He can also sense a body next to his own, a warm body that he's actually touching with his arm.
Sehun thinks hard for a moment. At some point the evening gets very, very blurry in his head as he doesn't remember much. If anything at all.
He remembers drinking, yes. He did a lot of that, but there was Chanyeol wanting to be the cool barman and trying various mixes of various drink, so who is Sehun to say no to free drinks? He's a poor student, that's what he is, so it means he's in as long as he's not paying.
He remembers even licking the outside of the glass at one point, because Chanyeol was trying some of the drinks as well, which made his aim not too great.
Sehun thinks some more and smiles.
There it is. Sehun briefly remembers Minseok-hyung introducing some girl to him. He's pretty sure she was tall and a tomboy and very, very cute and attractive at once. Not Sehun's usual type, but she seemed pretty special.
(Though, why does Sehun's lips feel sore? As if he kept opening it too widely or something? His throat is sore, too. He doesn't remember why.)
Sehun opens his eyes slowly and glances to the side.
Oh, he can see a little part of the girl's back and arm. She's got quite a lot of muscles.
He frowns slightly, thinking that she's better built than he is. Then he frowns harder, because it's not exactly difficult.
Either way, not really his type. But considering how spent he feels, how tired and relaxed at the same time, his night with her must've been awesome.
Sehun doesn't get to try to remember parts of what they were doing, because he hears his phone do that ping sound, which distracts him slightly.
So he's got a text. Now Sehun needs to decide how much he's feeling like moving and trying to find his phone.
He rolls onto his side, closer to the edge of the bed and notices his pants laying just there on the floor. He shifts slightly and tries reaching to them with his hand without actually moving.
Sehun's feeling not bad and he'd rather not feel worse, because that's what might happen if he tries getting up.
It takes a few moments, a bit of pulling the pants, so the pocket is close enough for him to take out the phone. He finally succeeds after a few tries and, keeping his lack of grace, he manages to get the cellphone up onto the bed.
Then Sehun spends a few more moments trying to get the password right, at fault being either his blurry mind or shaky fingers.
(Why does the fingers of his right hand feel both slightly sticky and slick, though?)
Sehun grimaces, when he sees it's only a text from Baekhyun. He took all this time, put so much effort just to see a message from Baekhyun? Damn him. Stupid hyung with no sense of good timing.
From: Baekhyun / 11:57am
How was the rest of your night? Had fun? ;D
Sehun glares at his phone.
Such an important message, really. Did Baekhyun really have to?
Screw it, though. He's so not answering, it's bullshit.
The phone pings once again.
From: Baekhyun / 12:00pm
Minseok-hyung's asking if his dongsaeng's still with you?
Oh. Right. The girl came with Minseok and she was all shy at first and called the older 'Minseok-oppa' with such a cute, fluffy voice. She didn't sound too girly, but he guesses it fits with the whole tomboy thing.
To: Baekhyun / 12:03pm
still here
Yeah, that's all Sehun can muster at this point. He's thankful for the autocorrect, too, and how intuitive the thing must be, having been able to guess what he meant with all those typos.
From: Baekhyun / 12:04pm
So things went even better with Tao than we saw? ;D
That winking smiley face of the older's is one of the most annoying things Sehun's ever seen.
And Tao.
Hm.
Oh, right.
"... Tao- ... -just arrived from China, barely a few days ago- ... -doesn't speak Korean too well- ...
Yeah, Sehun briefly remembers Minseok saying something like that. It explains some things.
Also, Tao doesn't sound very girly, but he guesses that's the point.
But...
saw?
They didn't- They couldn't- What did they see?
Sehun feels like panicking slightly.
And who is they exactly? Baekhyun and who?
To: Baekhyun / 12:07pm
what
Sehun glances to the side to check if the girl is still sleeping peacefully, not woken up by all the pings his phone makes, and she is. He can see the tomboy breathing steadily and not moving and just laying so calmly with no idea that apparently somebody has seen them do-
From: Baekhyun / 12:08pm
Jongdae even has a picture of you blowing him :D
Sehun changes his mind. Just a simple smiley face, not even a winking one, is that much worse.
Because, well-
what
what
what
what
Sehun blinks.
of you blowing him
Who? Whom? Doing what? How? Really, whom?
To: Baekhyun / 12:10pm
?????
Sehun keeps staring at his phone, waiting for his hyung to answer him. But a minute goes, another one does, too, and he gets nothing, no text, what the-
A ping.
But it's Jongdae this time. Sehun frowns, starting to worry.
He's about to open the message, but he feels some movement happening next to him. Sehun turns to the side and sees the girl- Tao move onto her back.
Oh!
There are no boobs. No slim neck. No girl's face. No smooth skin on around the lips.
There is not a thing that'd suggest Tao's a girl.
Because Tao isn't one, it seems.
Sehun blinks and thoughtlessly clicks on the phone to open the message.
And there is Sehun; there is Tao, who's very clearly a guy; and there's what is clearly Sehun with a penis in his mouth, a penis that clearly belongs to a male. To Tao.
To: Jongdae / 12:15pm
???????????
Why did Sehun have a penis in his mouth? Why was he blowing a penis? Why does he look in the picture like he's into it?
So is that why his lips and throat feel sore, though?
And why does Jongdae have a picture of that???
Another ping and, when Sehun opens it, he sees a video. A short video of him on his knees in front of Tao and, well, blowing the other. He can hear the sounds quietly, too, mainly some whispering and giggles and, well, Sehun's fairly sure he heard something like a quiet moan of Tao's.
Sehun doesn't know whether to miss the times when videos made by phones were so crappy one couldn't say if it was about a blowjob or making a snowman, with awful or no sound.
At least with such a crappy video Sehun wouldn't see himself clearly enjoying blowing Tao and getting his hair pulled while the other thrusts into his mouth.
Okay, it does explain the sore throat. And Tao's size explains why Sehun's lips kind of hurt, when he moves them.
Sehun coughs awkwardly, his throat burning slightly at that, and decides that's not the point.
why do you have a video of me blowi
Sehun stops typing and thinks. He deletes a few words.
To: Jongdae / 12:21pm
why did you film that??????
Because, really, why would anybody want to film their dongsaeng blowing a dude? Give a guy some privacy or whatever.
From: Jongdae / 12:23pm
Because I can. :)
From: Jongdae / 12:24pm
And it's nice to have a memory of our little maknae's first gay experience. :)
Sehun glares at his phone.
From: Kyungsoo-hyung / 12:26pm
Baekhyun told me to congratulate you on blowing your first dick. So yeah.
Sehun glares harder.
From: Baekhyun / 12:27pm
It's nice that you decided boys aren't disgusting anymore. Our maknae is growing up. :D
To: Baekhyun / 12:29pm
boys aren't disgusting. you lot are.
Those shitheads, always teasing Sehun for being into boobs, instead of getting on his knees in front of a dude and sucking him off.
Sehun blinks.
He glances to Tao, who has no boobs. And for whom Sehun got onto his knees.
Okay.
He sighs.
From: Baekhyun / 12:30pm
D:
Sehun rolls his eyes. He's about to put down his phone, but it pings again.
What is with his hyungs, can't they leave him alone, it's barely twelve in the morning.
From: Yixing / 12:33pm
Baekhyunnie said I should make you a cake with a penis on it???
From: Yixing / 12:33pm
But he's letting me to add wings and draw a rainbow, too. ^__^
From: Yixing / 12:34pm
"Happy 1st Dick~!", he said to add on the cake. Or do you have a better idea, Sehunnie?
Sehun is so done.
And Kyungsoo's so getting the old video Sehun made with Baekhyun, the one with the older in a dress and make up and done all girly. He knows Baekhyun has done his best to hide it from his boyfriend, the few proofs of the crossdressing thing Baekhyun and Sehun sometimes did for fun during high school. But Sehun's done with his hyung. And that one particular video has only Baekhyun in a dress, so he might as well send it.
It takes Sehun only a few moments to find the video on his phone, having kept it as a blackmail and decided to always have it with himself. Who would think he'd really end up using the video one day.
To: Kyungsoo / 12:38pm
[baekhyuninthepinkdress.mp4]
Sehun finally puts down the phone, smirking happily to himself. In the end, he won this round.
"Hey," is heard from the side, a quiet one.
Panicked, Sehun turns his head and sees Tao. It shouldn't be a surprise, because there's nobody else and the other should've waken up at some time, so Sehun shouldn't feel so shocked. But he is and he takes a few moments and gasps to finally figure out some words.
"Um, yeah."
Sehun sighs. He sounded so eloquent and smart. Awesome.
Tao chuckles.
Sehun can't help but smile softly. He remembers Tao being cute and he still is. Tao's smile feels sweet and warm.
"You okay?" Sehun asks, turning on his side to face Tao.
"I'll limp a little," the other answers simply. Sehun raises his brow at that, not really getting it. "You aren't small," Tao adds, grinning.
When he realizes what Tao means, Sehun closes his eyes and covers his face with his hands.
He knows that fact, yeah, but hearing it said like this is just-
It's too much.
"Big and cute," Sehun hears Tao say and feels the other pat his head. He smiles behind his hands and then peeks from between his fingers.
Tao's smiling at him happily.
"My throat hurts," Sehun says dumbly and then feels like hitting his head at how random and unnecessary that was.
Tao blinks, surprised. He watches Sehun for a moment and quickly notices that the younger doesn't look like he minds that it hurts. And he didn't drink too much, so he remembers that Sehun didn't mind a lot back then.
"Good," Tao answers, grinning with pride at Sehun.
Sehun snorts.
Tao leans closer to the younger.
"Do you want me to remind you everything?" he asks, smirking, and Sehun can't stop himself from finding it at least slightly hot.
The idea of doing the things he knows they did last night also sounds pretty hot.
So Sehun nods eagerly.
Immediately Tao gets on top of Sehun and pushes a little bottle of strawberry lube into Sehun's hand.
(And the bottle explains slick fingers. Everything makes sense now.)
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From: Kyungsoo / 12:43pm
Thanks.
From: Baekhyun / 12:45pm
thanks shithead :///////////
From: Baekhyun / 07:28pm
thank you ♥
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Rating: PG:13
Genre: comedy(???)
Pairing: Tao/Sehun, a bit of Baekhyun/Kyungsoo
Words: 2 040
Summary: Sehun wakes up and there's a sleeping body on the bed next to him. With the help in form of texts from his shitty hyungs, he soon finds out who is that person.
A/N: Because I can, basically.
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Sehun's breathing softly as he's feeling himself start to wake up. He doesn't need to hurry, he's pretty sure, so he just keeps on laying and not moving and just maybe hoping to fall back asleep.
He's feeling so comfortable. It's warm and nice and his head isn't hurting as much as he'd expect with how much he drank last night. He can also sense a body next to his own, a warm body that he's actually touching with his arm.
Sehun thinks hard for a moment. At some point the evening gets very, very blurry in his head as he doesn't remember much. If anything at all.
He remembers drinking, yes. He did a lot of that, but there was Chanyeol wanting to be the cool barman and trying various mixes of various drink, so who is Sehun to say no to free drinks? He's a poor student, that's what he is, so it means he's in as long as he's not paying.
He remembers even licking the outside of the glass at one point, because Chanyeol was trying some of the drinks as well, which made his aim not too great.
Sehun thinks some more and smiles.
There it is. Sehun briefly remembers Minseok-hyung introducing some girl to him. He's pretty sure she was tall and a tomboy and very, very cute and attractive at once. Not Sehun's usual type, but she seemed pretty special.
(Though, why does Sehun's lips feel sore? As if he kept opening it too widely or something? His throat is sore, too. He doesn't remember why.)
Sehun opens his eyes slowly and glances to the side.
Oh, he can see a little part of the girl's back and arm. She's got quite a lot of muscles.
He frowns slightly, thinking that she's better built than he is. Then he frowns harder, because it's not exactly difficult.
Either way, not really his type. But considering how spent he feels, how tired and relaxed at the same time, his night with her must've been awesome.
Sehun doesn't get to try to remember parts of what they were doing, because he hears his phone do that ping sound, which distracts him slightly.
So he's got a text. Now Sehun needs to decide how much he's feeling like moving and trying to find his phone.
He rolls onto his side, closer to the edge of the bed and notices his pants laying just there on the floor. He shifts slightly and tries reaching to them with his hand without actually moving.
Sehun's feeling not bad and he'd rather not feel worse, because that's what might happen if he tries getting up.
It takes a few moments, a bit of pulling the pants, so the pocket is close enough for him to take out the phone. He finally succeeds after a few tries and, keeping his lack of grace, he manages to get the cellphone up onto the bed.
Then Sehun spends a few more moments trying to get the password right, at fault being either his blurry mind or shaky fingers.
(Why does the fingers of his right hand feel both slightly sticky and slick, though?)
Sehun grimaces, when he sees it's only a text from Baekhyun. He took all this time, put so much effort just to see a message from Baekhyun? Damn him. Stupid hyung with no sense of good timing.
From: Baekhyun / 11:57am
How was the rest of your night? Had fun? ;D
Sehun glares at his phone.
Such an important message, really. Did Baekhyun really have to?
Screw it, though. He's so not answering, it's bullshit.
The phone pings once again.
From: Baekhyun / 12:00pm
Minseok-hyung's asking if his dongsaeng's still with you?
Oh. Right. The girl came with Minseok and she was all shy at first and called the older 'Minseok-oppa' with such a cute, fluffy voice. She didn't sound too girly, but he guesses it fits with the whole tomboy thing.
To: Baekhyun / 12:03pm
still here
Yeah, that's all Sehun can muster at this point. He's thankful for the autocorrect, too, and how intuitive the thing must be, having been able to guess what he meant with all those typos.
From: Baekhyun / 12:04pm
So things went even better with Tao than we saw? ;D
That winking smiley face of the older's is one of the most annoying things Sehun's ever seen.
And Tao.
Hm.
Oh, right.
"... Tao- ... -just arrived from China, barely a few days ago- ... -doesn't speak Korean too well- ...
Yeah, Sehun briefly remembers Minseok saying something like that. It explains some things.
Also, Tao doesn't sound very girly, but he guesses that's the point.
But...
saw?
They didn't- They couldn't- What did they see?
Sehun feels like panicking slightly.
And who is they exactly? Baekhyun and who?
To: Baekhyun / 12:07pm
what
Sehun glances to the side to check if the girl is still sleeping peacefully, not woken up by all the pings his phone makes, and she is. He can see the tomboy breathing steadily and not moving and just laying so calmly with no idea that apparently somebody has seen them do-
From: Baekhyun / 12:08pm
Jongdae even has a picture of you blowing him :D
Sehun changes his mind. Just a simple smiley face, not even a winking one, is that much worse.
Because, well-
what
what
what
what
Sehun blinks.
of you blowing him
Who? Whom? Doing what? How? Really, whom?
To: Baekhyun / 12:10pm
?????
Sehun keeps staring at his phone, waiting for his hyung to answer him. But a minute goes, another one does, too, and he gets nothing, no text, what the-
A ping.
But it's Jongdae this time. Sehun frowns, starting to worry.
He's about to open the message, but he feels some movement happening next to him. Sehun turns to the side and sees the girl- Tao move onto her back.
Oh!
There are no boobs. No slim neck. No girl's face. No smooth skin on around the lips.
There is not a thing that'd suggest Tao's a girl.
Because Tao isn't one, it seems.
Sehun blinks and thoughtlessly clicks on the phone to open the message.
And there is Sehun; there is Tao, who's very clearly a guy; and there's what is clearly Sehun with a penis in his mouth, a penis that clearly belongs to a male. To Tao.
To: Jongdae / 12:15pm
???????????
Why did Sehun have a penis in his mouth? Why was he blowing a penis? Why does he look in the picture like he's into it?
So is that why his lips and throat feel sore, though?
And why does Jongdae have a picture of that???
Another ping and, when Sehun opens it, he sees a video. A short video of him on his knees in front of Tao and, well, blowing the other. He can hear the sounds quietly, too, mainly some whispering and giggles and, well, Sehun's fairly sure he heard something like a quiet moan of Tao's.
Sehun doesn't know whether to miss the times when videos made by phones were so crappy one couldn't say if it was about a blowjob or making a snowman, with awful or no sound.
At least with such a crappy video Sehun wouldn't see himself clearly enjoying blowing Tao and getting his hair pulled while the other thrusts into his mouth.
Okay, it does explain the sore throat. And Tao's size explains why Sehun's lips kind of hurt, when he moves them.
Sehun coughs awkwardly, his throat burning slightly at that, and decides that's not the point.
why do you have a video of me blowi
Sehun stops typing and thinks. He deletes a few words.
To: Jongdae / 12:21pm
why did you film that??????
Because, really, why would anybody want to film their dongsaeng blowing a dude? Give a guy some privacy or whatever.
From: Jongdae / 12:23pm
Because I can. :)
From: Jongdae / 12:24pm
And it's nice to have a memory of our little maknae's first gay experience. :)
Sehun glares at his phone.
From: Kyungsoo-hyung / 12:26pm
Baekhyun told me to congratulate you on blowing your first dick. So yeah.
Sehun glares harder.
From: Baekhyun / 12:27pm
It's nice that you decided boys aren't disgusting anymore. Our maknae is growing up. :D
To: Baekhyun / 12:29pm
boys aren't disgusting. you lot are.
Those shitheads, always teasing Sehun for being into boobs, instead of getting on his knees in front of a dude and sucking him off.
Sehun blinks.
He glances to Tao, who has no boobs. And for whom Sehun got onto his knees.
Okay.
He sighs.
From: Baekhyun / 12:30pm
D:
Sehun rolls his eyes. He's about to put down his phone, but it pings again.
What is with his hyungs, can't they leave him alone, it's barely twelve in the morning.
From: Yixing / 12:33pm
Baekhyunnie said I should make you a cake with a penis on it???
From: Yixing / 12:33pm
But he's letting me to add wings and draw a rainbow, too. ^__^
From: Yixing / 12:34pm
"Happy 1st Dick~!", he said to add on the cake. Or do you have a better idea, Sehunnie?
Sehun is so done.
And Kyungsoo's so getting the old video Sehun made with Baekhyun, the one with the older in a dress and make up and done all girly. He knows Baekhyun has done his best to hide it from his boyfriend, the few proofs of the crossdressing thing Baekhyun and Sehun sometimes did for fun during high school. But Sehun's done with his hyung. And that one particular video has only Baekhyun in a dress, so he might as well send it.
It takes Sehun only a few moments to find the video on his phone, having kept it as a blackmail and decided to always have it with himself. Who would think he'd really end up using the video one day.
To: Kyungsoo / 12:38pm
[baekhyuninthepinkdress.mp4]
Sehun finally puts down the phone, smirking happily to himself. In the end, he won this round.
"Hey," is heard from the side, a quiet one.
Panicked, Sehun turns his head and sees Tao. It shouldn't be a surprise, because there's nobody else and the other should've waken up at some time, so Sehun shouldn't feel so shocked. But he is and he takes a few moments and gasps to finally figure out some words.
"Um, yeah."
Sehun sighs. He sounded so eloquent and smart. Awesome.
Tao chuckles.
Sehun can't help but smile softly. He remembers Tao being cute and he still is. Tao's smile feels sweet and warm.
"You okay?" Sehun asks, turning on his side to face Tao.
"I'll limp a little," the other answers simply. Sehun raises his brow at that, not really getting it. "You aren't small," Tao adds, grinning.
When he realizes what Tao means, Sehun closes his eyes and covers his face with his hands.
He knows that fact, yeah, but hearing it said like this is just-
It's too much.
"Big and cute," Sehun hears Tao say and feels the other pat his head. He smiles behind his hands and then peeks from between his fingers.
Tao's smiling at him happily.
"My throat hurts," Sehun says dumbly and then feels like hitting his head at how random and unnecessary that was.
Tao blinks, surprised. He watches Sehun for a moment and quickly notices that the younger doesn't look like he minds that it hurts. And he didn't drink too much, so he remembers that Sehun didn't mind a lot back then.
"Good," Tao answers, grinning with pride at Sehun.
Sehun snorts.
Tao leans closer to the younger.
"Do you want me to remind you everything?" he asks, smirking, and Sehun can't stop himself from finding it at least slightly hot.
The idea of doing the things he knows they did last night also sounds pretty hot.
So Sehun nods eagerly.
Immediately Tao gets on top of Sehun and pushes a little bottle of strawberry lube into Sehun's hand.
(And the bottle explains slick fingers. Everything makes sense now.)
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From: Kyungsoo / 12:43pm
Thanks.
From: Baekhyun / 12:45pm
thanks shithead :///////////
From: Baekhyun / 07:28pm
thank you ♥
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