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[obnoxiousorange]

There is something undeniably decadent about eating someone's wedding cake with your hands.

Comments

[imaldemer]

Who cake yo eatin'? Who?

[obnoxiousorange]

I ain't know shit, niggah. Just some bitches' in da club.

(I don't know, some people had a wedding at the club where I work. They send the cake back to get wrapped-up for taking-home, and we kitcheneers eat pieces of it. If you're particularly decadent like I am, you do so with your hands. Hah, take that matrimony!)

[imaldemer]

Hahah! I love that they will never be any the wiser as to the hands that held their cake!

[obnoxiousorange]

That's what I said.

[obnoxiousorange]

You wouldn't know.

Try this one...

[themikealicious]

Put the plastic bride and groom into a glass and then melt them into a goo under an open flame. Then drink the goo, preferably directly in front of the bride and groom while they cut their cake.

I challenge you to come up with a more civilized display of decandence and contempt for matrimonial love! (the only thing I can think of involves streaking during the ceremony but... that's not very civilized.)