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[obnoxiousorange]

Stuff to eat if I take a break from vegetarianism for a week

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McD's chikken nugs.

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Fucking shit I just saw the last one.

[obnoxiousorange]

HAHAHA I did originally forget them, though. AND you called them nugs, which just makes my day. Sweet and sour 5auce mmmmmmmmmmmasdfl;knj;asdf

A friend of mine recently mentioned that his dog likes scooting his ass on the carpet, and I thought of you!

.... :/

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We don't have any carpet, so Sully can scoot his ass around all he wants on an easy-clean surface!

Protip: When dogs do that it generally means that their anal glands need expressing. Meaning you have to squeeze poop residue out of little sacs near their asshole.

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[sapphon]

Ruth's Chris prime rib/"steak"
Reuben
Beef hot dog
Beef Stroganoff
OMG-fucking-Carrabba's chicken, take your pick of which
Jerk chicken
Pepperoni pizza
Italian sub
BLT

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perhaps I'll just go to Carrabba's and order a dish with three types of chicken that hasn't been on the menu for years.

Do you remember the song The Humpty Hump? It's playing in my office right now.