Dear Die-ry: 11 [Voice-Post]

[oboro_madness]

[voice-post]

Right...

Yeah...

I think this probably qualifies as the perfect justification for wreaking bitter fucking destruction.

Problem is the opposable thumbs...that's kind of important, don't you think?

So what the fuck, do I just go around and gnaw people to death? Beware my drool of doom and my claws of undoing.

*BZZZZZT*

O..ow...did

Comments

[amerimnos]

yuoiu tiioo? lji'm noit enjoiying thius viruis mnuch.

[oboro_madness]

Dion...ysus? Zat you? Awww from this angle you look like...a bunny.

Pffffft *suppressed laughter* Sorry sorry sorry I'm a jackass.

Yeah, me too. It's not very pleasurable a all!

*ZAAAAP*

MOTHER OF ASS! *mumble mumble* Can't do nothin-

Though there is one thing...I can see through shit.

So eh? You doin' okay?

[amerimnos]

'tiz mne. and I thuionk i;m a cat-dog thjing. i camn't ta;lk ior type, aS yuou could probavbly tellk.

and i thiuunk a sheepo uis goiinfg to jkill me.

yoiu can sewew throufh stuffa? like x-ray viziion?

[oboro_madness]

Hmmm...I'm like a cross between a koala...a hedgehog...and some kinda pussy...it's demented. Yeah...the typing part I could tell - I can understand you though so it's all good. The...thing...that did this...did it take your voice away?

What sheep? Tell me where, babes, I'll bite it's fucking nose off!

Yeah like that...but there's a downside to this whole x-ray thing too. I can't control it...and some big fat guy came walking by *gag gag* it burnsssss ussss.

Do you have any unusual ability?

[darkmirror_vr2]

Fucking hell, you too?

[oboro_madness]

Haven't I suffered enough....how the hell did you manage to avoid this...shit...whatever it is? Luckyyyyy!

I'll tell you what it's not fun-

*BZZZZZT ZAAAAAAAAP*

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

[darkmirror_vr2]

I guess the multiverse was sick of all my bitching from the last several I got hit by.

....do I want to know?

[oboro_madness]

You hit the fucking jackpot...though I do wonder what form the nexus/multiverse/omniscient fuckers woulda given you. Guess they're givin' you a break huh?

I dunno, I have these abilities like shocking shit inclding myself and seeing through stuff. Obviously I have no control over it. I'm starting to get used to shocking myself-

*BZZZZZT CRACKLE SIZZLE*

Aahhhowchie...spoke to soon...

A-anyway I don't think I'll ever get used to the x-ray vision stuff...this really huge fat guy walked by...and I saw through...a...and *whimper* the horror.