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Dear Die-ry: 9 [ Failed Lock ]
Nuah hah hah hah!
Hah! Uha, haah...k...uh...guh
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Stop this, it HURTS -
Dear Die-ry: 8
Well fuck me sideways with a Yabbie Pump...now that shitty priest has come up with the stupidest idea...we should all bond in Disney World. Whoopdiefuckingdoo! Oboro versus the happiest place on Earth. I'll go light the torch for this fuckfest. I will not be held responsible for the death of Mickey Mouse or any one of his little costumed crusaders ( Read more... ) -
Dear Die-ry: 6
Well...the other night was kinda fun...though I want all of the stupid things I said about bunnies and butterflies and...wheezing the juice...or whatever the hell I was talking about...stricken from the record. That. Wasn't. Me ( Read more... ) -
Dear Die-ry: 5
Y'know...I never really noticed just how cool flowers are...they're real pretty and they smell good, too. And butterflies...and, oh man, bunnies! Bunnies are pretty damn awesome!
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And wheezing the juice is pretty fucking fuuu~n!
MORE GUINNESS! -
Dear Die-ry: 4
Hoookay...what the hell am I supposed to do with this I've never been much for drooling, shoe munching, ass sniffing, shit eating beasts.
And I'm I the only fucking person in this nexus between worlds that didn't have a clue there was a technical word for throwing someone out of a window. Defenestration. It's almost as fun as saying tukis. -
Dear Die-ry: 2
Why I love this day above all others...what the frell THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY!
Flea. Frick flip flop fig fudge mother-frappucino piece of shoe!
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Dear Die-ry: 1
You know, up until recently I didn’t think there was a fuckin’ thing between heaven and hell that could scare me, but I was wrong. Waking up to Miyabi’s boobs in my face was like a living nightmare. I probably would’ve screamed in terror, but I was too busy gasping for breath ( Read more... )