it just rhymes, im not really a hipster

[obsceneholiday]

marry young, diana
i don't want to see you old and alone
marry young, diana
i don't want to see you rot in a home for aging spinsters

marry young, tsunami
so afraid of being old and alone
marry young, tsunami
i don't want to see you rot in a home for aging hipsters
bum bum da da da dum da da da da dum da da da da dum

Comments

[hyperthymesia]

you are fucking hot.

I have this video of you shaking this thing at me. I don't know what the fuck it is.

I hope your life is going well!

[obsceneholiday]

hahaha, its from alannas house being silly. thank you very much, i hope your life is going well also

[anonymous]

YOU MUST WALK AWAY from this boy.

LISTEN TO ME: IT WON’T WORK.

He will NEVER give you the time or attention you deserve.

Telling him your feelings will not give you closure. He KNOWS your feelings. He knows you care about him as a friend, he knows you will be there for him, he knows you are a good girl.

He is NOT interested in returning this. If he was, he would. Every day.

This man is NOT your friend. You have given yourself to him, you have reached out with kindness. He has not returned one-tenth of your energy.

YOU DESERVE BETTER. WALK AWAY.

If you see him on the street, DO NOT act like you guys are cool. You are NOT cool. It’s not cool how he’s treated you. DO NOT fool yourself.

Be good to yourself: Delete his number. Recognize this as a learning experience. This man has had 800 opportunities to reach out to you. He hasn’t.

CUT HIM OUT.