Name: Meg Age: 16 (age of legal consent, eh , eh?) Birthday: 11-15-88 Location: A few miles away Sexual Preference: anything'll do :) Height: 5'4" Weight: 132 Body Type: oh, you know Eye color: brown Hair Color: brown Favorite Bands: ours Favorite Movies: BSC Religion: n/a Smoke?: yep Drink?: only with you... sometimes ... Drive?: not well Job?: never. Piercings?: yep Where?: ears Tattoos?: nope Where?: n/a Why Are you applying?: because i want to be your hoe One special thing about you: you have nice boobs One special thing about me: i can teat you riiiight Your favorite body part on me: your boobs Would you want me in your bed why/why not: yes, because you and linsdey leave me notes that i never get, that go something like this:
actually it was more along the lines of "so meg... have you ever titty fucked?" then emma wrote "seriously". unfortunatly, mrs. moreno probably has found that by now.
Name: lezzy Age: almost 16 Birthday: march 15 Location: my hizous Sexual Preference: everyone Height: 5'8''ish Weight: 117 Body Type: stick-like Eye color: poop Hair Color: black Favorite Bands: secret Favorite Movies: one night in paris Religion: atheist Smoke?: yes Drink?: yes Drive?: yes Job?: uh huh Piercings?: yes Where?: ears Tattoos?: yes Where?: barbwire around my bicep Why Are you applying?: because i r00l. One special thing about you: on the last day gage pool was open before they rebuilt it, i won the "littlest splash" contest. One special thing about me: everything is special about you. Your favorite body part on me: everything Would you want me in your bed why/why not: no because you're creepy ("feel my underwear!")
Name: Gavin Maximillian Dubya Williams Age: 16 Birthday: 9/30/88 Location: in my hizzouse Sexual Preference: i'm a big fan of girls but what ever i can get i guess Height:5'9 Weight:131 Body Type: skinny Eye color:blue Hair Color: brown Favorite Bands: the ones that don't suck Favorite Movies: Miss Congeniality Religion: N/A Smoke?:yes Drink?: not really Drive?: yes Job?: nope Piercings?: yes Where?: ears ( and lip soon ) Tattoos?: nope Where?: N/A Why Are you applying?: because i was forced to One special thing about you: i can eat fireyou Your favorite body part on me: you are one big germ freak Would you want me in your bed why/why not: because you make me feel al warm and fuzzy inside
a) im going to make you show me how to eat fire. b) "Your favorite body part on me: you are one big germ freak" hahah, that does not even make sense. c) "Sexual Preference: i'm a big fan of girls but what ever i can get i guess" YEAH WELL FUCK YOU. d) "Would you want me in your bed why/why not: because you make me feel al warm and fuzzy inside" you, too.
loli though miss read teh favorite body part question i thoughtit was "One special thing about me" lol "well Your favorite body part on me" would have to be...hmm.... your lips or your eye not really all that for sure about that question
hahaha, that was the most confusing thing to read. and you forgot the "one special thing about me" question. which would be one special thing about you. but i know the answer to that. you let me drive your car, which is very special. AND YOU MAKE FUN OF MY LIPS, hahah. (p.s.; i love ninjas.)
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Age: 16 (age of legal consent, eh , eh?)
Birthday: 11-15-88
Location: A few miles away
Sexual Preference: anything'll do :)
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 132
Body Type: oh, you know
Eye color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Favorite Bands: ours
Favorite Movies: BSC
Religion: n/a
Smoke?: yep
Drink?: only with you... sometimes ...
Drive?: not well
Job?: never.
Piercings?: yep
Where?: ears
Tattoos?: nope
Where?: n/a
Why Are you applying?: because i want to be your hoe
One special thing about you: you have nice boobs
One special thing about me: i can teat you riiiight
Your favorite body part on me: your boobs
Would you want me in your bed why/why not: yes, because you and linsdey leave me notes that i never get, that go something like this:
Dear Meg,
Have you ever tittie fucked?
Love,
Emma & Lindsey
please keep this application in mind
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Name: lezzy
Age: almost 16
Birthday: march 15
Location: my hizous
Sexual Preference: everyone
Height: 5'8''ish
Weight: 117
Body Type: stick-like
Eye color: poop
Hair Color: black
Favorite Bands: secret
Favorite Movies: one night in paris
Religion: atheist
Smoke?: yes
Drink?: yes
Drive?: yes
Job?: uh huh
Piercings?: yes
Where?: ears
Tattoos?: yes
Where?: barbwire around my bicep
Why Are you applying?: because i r00l.
One special thing about you: on the last day gage pool was open before they rebuilt it, i won the "littlest splash" contest.
One special thing about me: everything is special about you.
Your favorite body part on me: everything
Would you want me in your bed why/why not: no because you're creepy ("feel my underwear!")
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oh my god.
i wonder what mrs. moreno thinks about us now.
well, she already knows meg is a whore.
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Age: 16
Birthday: 9/30/88
Location: in my hizzouse
Sexual Preference: i'm a big fan of girls but what ever i can get i guess
Height:5'9
Weight:131
Body Type: skinny
Eye color:blue
Hair Color: brown
Favorite Bands: the ones that don't suck
Favorite Movies: Miss Congeniality
Religion: N/A
Smoke?:yes
Drink?: not really
Drive?: yes
Job?: nope
Piercings?: yes
Where?: ears ( and lip soon )
Tattoos?: nope
Where?: N/A
Why Are you applying?: because i was forced to
One special thing about you: i can eat fireyou
Your favorite body part on me: you are one big germ freak
Would you want me in your bed why/why not: because you make me feel al warm and fuzzy inside
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b) "Your favorite body part on me: you are one big germ freak" hahah, that does not even make sense.
c) "Sexual Preference: i'm a big fan of girls but what ever i can get i guess" YEAH WELL FUCK YOU.
d) "Would you want me in your bed why/why not: because you make me feel al warm and fuzzy inside" you, too.
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and you forgot the "one special thing about me" question. which would be one special thing about you.
but i know the answer to that.
you let me drive your car, which is very special.
AND YOU MAKE FUN OF MY LIPS, hahah.
(p.s.; i love ninjas.)
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