Dear Customers At Coles Express (Pt 2)

Aug 29, 2007 13:15

1. i don't know which bowser you pulled up at nor do i know which car is yours, i'm not a fucking psychic, if you don't know which number it was chances are that i don't either. by the way, when i ask you which car is yours "the white car" doesn't cut it, especially when there is several other white cars out there ( Read more... )

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uraniagc August 29 2007, 05:50:57 UTC

4. when i say there is none, i mean there is none. why is it that whenever i say we're out of stock on a particular item everyone just assumes i have a secret stash of it hidden "out the back"? even if i did, i'm not going to go get it for the likes of you. too much effort.

When I worked for Coles, the grocery manager would complain about this, so what he would do is say 'I'll go look out the back.' Go stand behind the door for 5 minutes - sing himself a little song, go back out and say 'Nope, sorry none is stock.' He said it was easier than arguing about the 'secret stash' that we didn't have out the back.

What you are posting sounds very familiar! I hear similar sorts of things from Luke. Customers le suck! I probably should be happy I'm out the back now sitting in front of a computer all day.

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pfaftle August 29 2007, 18:02:01 UTC
meh, just hide behind the counter anytime someone enters the shop.

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silversanti August 30 2007, 01:31:50 UTC
ZOMG! its sooooooo god-damn true!!!! AAARGH! I soooooo feel your pain ( ... )

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penultimae August 30 2007, 03:00:10 UTC
Intelligence is hard.

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