I'm not hear to name names... and on that note, i'd like to say something. Recently I heard a rumor... now what makes me give this rumor a bit of credence is the fact that i heard the same exact rumor from more than more person, and further, none of the people i spoke with knew each other directly. Apparently it seems that someone I know is having ( Read more... )

-Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn ( Read more... )

-One may not sniff glue ( Read more... )

I apologize for the lack of a "pointless laws" post in today's livejournal. I, instead, intend to let you all know that i've made a decision as a man to stop being alone and focus my attention on my friends...one friend in particular ;-). I'll have you all know i'm a rediculously happy man today, and nothing (not even god's daily hate) can bring me ( Read more... )

-You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person ( Read more... )

I need a photo resized to 100x100. If anybody would care to assist me, i'd be most appreciative.

-Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (...that's a lot of candy ( Read more... )

-Billboards are outlawed.

-All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

-Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

-It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office ( Read more... )

-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner ( Read more... )