The Steven Wright 1,000 Replies Post

[obselizabeth]

I'm making this post readable to all. Here's the deal. I'm posting my favorite (as if I could choose) Steven Wright quote. You post YOUR favorite, and send a link to this post to 10 (at least) of your friends. Hopefully, we can reach the 1,000 mark relatively quickly.

Here's my quote:

"I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to

Comments

[thumbnail]

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

[spring_heel_jim]

I got two.

" I have a circular driveway at my house. Now I can't get out. "

" Sponges grow at the bottom of the ocean. That kills me. Think how much deeper it would be if that didn't happen. "

[obselizabeth]

*smiling*
love new friends ;)

[barrychex]

hey i am a friend of one of your friends, id like to be added! and i couldnt resist leaving some steven wright quotes!

1- i went to the general store, but they wouldnt let me buy anything specifically

2- i bought some batteries, but they werent included, so i had to buy them again

[obselizabeth]

you're a friend of SEVERAL of my friends :)
add me back?

[procrasturbator]

A cop pulled me over and said "Did you know the speed limit here is 55 miles an hour?"
I said, "Yeah, but I wasn't going to be out that long."

Steven Wright Quote

[greg69sheryl]

"I installed a skylight in my apartment yesterday. The people who live above me are furious."