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[obsidiabuttrfly]

After showering, I placed my foot on the side of the tub so that I could dry my leg off with the towel. My foot slipped and my forehead came inches from smacking hard against the side of the tub where my foot had just been. All I could think was, "Wouldn't that be a terrible way to die? How embarrassing would it be to be found crumpled in a dead

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[suffragette]

Oh, god, I'm glad you're ok!!

Your sick sense of humor is part of your charm.

Actually, this old lady got stuck in the bathroom over here. I don't know if she slipped or just couldn't get up. She sat there for DAYS until a neighbor came over or heard her cries. :/

[obsidiabuttrfly]

I'm glad she didn't pass away and her cats didn't eat her. :/

[symphonic_blood]

oh my! :O

you should be glad you're not paralyzed!

[obsidiabuttrfly]

I am constantly glad I'm not paralyzed.

[catatoniccutie]

Haha I have totally done that and thought the same thing! And I've thought about how I'd die in the bathtub and with unshaved legs. As if my corpse would be embarrassed!

[obsidiabuttrfly]

I think my corpse would be courteous enough to shave my legs really fast before anyone arrived to cart it away. ;D