[Audio]

[obsidian_tailor]

This is Garak broadcasting on what I believe to be the local frequency.  If anyone is listening who wouldn't mind answering a few questions, please respond.

Comments

[text]

[royal_ripper]

Another pauper.

Can't any interesting people come in?

[text]

[obsidian_tailor]

I'm very sorry my company doesn't suit.

[text]

[royal_ripper]

You should be.

Do you at least play games?

[text]

[obsidian_tailor]

But of course, though very few human ones. I did have the principles of chess explained to me once, but I might need my memory refreshed.

[text]

[born_crooked]

It depends.

[text]

[obsidian_tailor]

On what, exactly?

[text]

[born_crooked]

On what the questions are, for example.

[text]

[obsidian_tailor]

Oh, the standard sort. Where am I? How did I come to be here? What year is it?

[text] [screened || unhackable]

[misdirector]

Good luck. I've yet to find anyone who'll answer my questions.

[text] [screened || unhackable]

[obsidian_tailor]

An unknown location, surrounded by unhelpful madmen?

It sounds rather like home, really. Since you've been here longer than I have, would you mind sharing what you know so far?

[text] [screened || unhackable]

[misdirector]

Certainly. The city is called Disturbia. People are brought to this apartment building. Most of them are unstable. There are more than one of some of them. We're being financed, maintained. Monitored. Guided.

Perhaps this will be an improvement on your home.

[text] [screened || unhackable]

[obsidian_tailor]

Hmm, no doubt. This is Earth, as far as you're aware? The pedestrians look human.

[screened || unhackable]

[non_veritas]

What sort of questions?

[screened || unhackable]

[obsidian_tailor]

The usual ones. Where am I, who are you, how did I come to be here- I'm sure it's a story you've heard before.

[screened || unhackable]

[non_veritas]

Yes. They are common concerns.

You are in a city called Disturbia; no one who knows how we got here is talking.

Please call me Hideki Ryuuga -- in familiar terms, either will do.

Who are you?

[screened || unhackable]

[obsidian_tailor]

Garak. A misplaced tailor.

[fortheoldworld]

Look at me, late to the party -- got your answers yet?

[obsidian_tailor]

Oh, yes and no. The answers seem to be 'no one knows.'

[fortheoldworld]

Well, at least you got the honest answers, then.

Where're you from?

[obsidian_tailor]

A planet no one here has heard of.