Fun tiemz!
Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
Go to IMDB and find a quote or a small snippet of dialogue from each movie.
Post them to your journal for everyone to guess.
Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
No Googling or using the IMDB search functions. That's cheating!
1. "I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions." Team America: World Police taelynhawker
2. "Have you ever transcended space and time?" "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about." I Heart Huckabees dametokillfor
3. "You don't think I can handle danger? ...I totally can. And for you to come into my house and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me, well, in reality it just makes you look like a dumbass, cause look at this. You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro... It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger."
4. "No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3."
5. "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" Tropic Thunder dametokillfor
6. "I'm sorry, Allison. But no wonder we're together, honey. I'm an orphan, too." "You are?" "Yes! And orphans have special needs" "Just on the outside of the shirt, okay?" Cry-Baby sdtrktomylife
7. "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?" Donnie Darko
8. "Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you." Fight Club taelynhawker
9. "She's called 'Henry,' and it's a lot of explanation, but don't worry about it, kids, okay? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode."
10. "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." Zoolander dametokillfor
11. "I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine."
12. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring rottenheartx
13. "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?" Beetle Juice sdtrktomylife
14. "So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation." Rocky Horror Picture Show sdtrktomylife
15. "I swear, you're like some type of cock-blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab."
In other news: I hate when people are TALKING while I'm trying to watch a new episode of NCIS. Or any show, or movie for that matter. Annoying. I want to be like STFU GODDAMN but then I feel like that'd be bitchy.
Also there was an error in my practicum grade so I apparently have a 13% according to Blackboard which brought my lighting grade down to a 63 D: I nearly had a heart attack. Practicum is like 15% of my grade, so that's why that happened. But yeah. Gotta sort that out like whoa. I put in like 60 something hours, for fucks sake.
Go to IMDB and find a quote or a small snippet of dialogue from each movie.
Post them to your journal for everyone to guess.
Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
No Googling or using the IMDB search functions. That's cheating!
1. "I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions." Team America: World Police taelynhawker
2. "Have you ever transcended space and time?" "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about." I Heart Huckabees dametokillfor
3. "You don't think I can handle danger? ...I totally can. And for you to come into my house and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me, well, in reality it just makes you look like a dumbass, cause look at this. You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro... It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger."
4. "No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3."
5. "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" Tropic Thunder dametokillfor
6. "I'm sorry, Allison. But no wonder we're together, honey. I'm an orphan, too." "You are?" "Yes! And orphans have special needs" "Just on the outside of the shirt, okay?" Cry-Baby sdtrktomylife
7. "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?" Donnie Darko
8. "Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you." Fight Club taelynhawker
9. "She's called 'Henry,' and it's a lot of explanation, but don't worry about it, kids, okay? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode."
10. "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." Zoolander dametokillfor
11. "I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine."
12. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring rottenheartx
13. "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?" Beetle Juice sdtrktomylife
14. "So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation." Rocky Horror Picture Show sdtrktomylife
15. "I swear, you're like some type of cock-blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab."
In other news: I hate when people are TALKING while I'm trying to watch a new episode of NCIS. Or any show, or movie for that matter. Annoying. I want to be like STFU GODDAMN but then I feel like that'd be bitchy.
Also there was an error in my practicum grade so I apparently have a 13% according to Blackboard which brought my lighting grade down to a 63 D: I nearly had a heart attack. Practicum is like 15% of my grade, so that's why that happened. But yeah. Gotta sort that out like whoa. I put in like 60 something hours, for fucks sake.