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[obviouslynot]

An Open Letter to the Students of Hogwarts.

It strikes me that if you were as organised about studying as you obviously were about protesting a pointless sport, there would be no wizarding crisis whatsoever.

Comments

[skibble_sklonk]

Eloise did not do it for Quidditch, sir.

[obviouslynot]

Professor Snape does not care, Miss Midgen.

[the_smart_one]

My feelings exactly, Professor!

[obviouslynot]

Thank you, Miss Granger. Your singular and extraordinary approval makes all the difference in my otherwise dim and unevenful life.

[purepansy]

I would like to note for the record that I have spent the past eight days diligently revising in the library!!!!

[obviouslynot]

Thank you, Miss Parkinson, I will take due note of that.

In which case, of course, I would like to see your essay tomorrow, rather than on Monday as previously planned. It will leave your weekend free of scholastic entanglements. Consider it a reward for your efforts.

[purepansy]

Thank you, sir, for it is done.

[the_boy_who]

It was for her.

Sir.

[obviouslynot]

You will take care never to speak to me as if you know more about that subject than I, Mister Potter.