Miss Parkinson, I am very sorry.

At this point you are no doubt entertaining thoughts of revenge. I encourage you to come see me; I can be of some use to you in this matter, if you are interested.

Mister Malfoy, in case I have not made myself clear:

Do NOT garnish Miss Parkinson.

Miss Hermione Granger, a word on your final essay ( Read more... )

Madame Pomfrey, you will kindly not interefere with Mr. Finch-Fletchley in the one area of his life in which he may expect a modicum of achievement ( Read more... )

Mister Malfoy, detention this evening at 8.

Mister Potter, remedial potions at 10.

Mister Weasley the Elder, I am free after 2 AM.

Congratulations, Mister Potter. You get to ruin what was, for me, an otherwise enjoyable day. Aren't you special.

Remedial Potions, at once.

I am back.

Bill, may I see you in the Potions classroom if you have a moment?

It's school business.

And Mister Malfoy, you have yet to appear. I am surprised. Shall I start taking House points?

Remus Lupin, you are an idiot and a fool ( Read more... )

I am ashamed of all of you.

However, you have so efficiently punished yourselves that I can think of no way to exacerbate your communal regret and self-loathing.

Congratulations.

Miss Granger, you have been assigned three evening detentions for becoming romantically attached to someone who should be epically below your standards.

And two evening detentions for having the utter lack of tact to do so in the library during school hours.

I will see you in the Potions classroom at 7 this evening.