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occlumens_snape

A Note to All Students

Oct 15, 2004 21:07

For all students who have found their way to this message, I congratulate for having intelligence greater than the average simian. I would like to remind all students that all comments publically aired in this journal shall be treated as spoken words, so I would be very careful with what you have to say. I do expect the students of Slytherin ( Read more... )

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msr_moony October 16 2004, 01:12:30 UTC

Unusual indeed, Severus. I do know how rare returning to the Post of Defense Against The Darks Arts teacher is, believe me.

occlumens_snape October 16 2004, 01:15:21 UTC

...some say the position is cursed, though I'm very certain you're quite familiar with many meanings for that word. How very like an alumni of the house of Gryffindor to enjoy tempting fate.

msr_moony October 16 2004, 01:24:32 UTC

Tempting fate...I do suppose it could be considered that. But I hardly think I am alone in it. There are many others in this school who might say the same, wouldn't you think?

occlumens_snape October 16 2004, 01:26:40 UTC

There are many of student and staff in the school who would openly admit they occasionally take unusually high risks in the line of work. I am not one of them.

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occlumens_snape October 16 2004, 03:40:06 UTC

Somewhere in the far-flung world, the makers of blood-flavored candy are feeling deprived that I am not a patron of their services, and complain as the Bard and Rostand roll.

[hexed against students]
I am more persistant than you give me credit for. I will always have the last word, in one way or another.
[/hex]

msr_moony October 16 2004, 04:02:15 UTC

...You win.

[Hexed against Students]
This Time. Damn you.
[/hex]

occlumens_snape October 16 2004, 04:05:16 UTC

You knew it was coming.

[hexed against students]
Such language! Good thing the students can't hear you... or what hypocrits we'd seem, to have the priviledged ability to swear when students are censored in their rude tracks.

Apparently you haven't changed as much as I thought you had since those dear old school days.
[/hex]

msr_moony October 16 2004, 04:11:10 UTC

And to the victor go the spoils

[Hexed Against Students]
It's my comment and I'll curse if I want to
It really rather is. After all I would hate for anything or anyone to give them a bad impression of me.

The sound of parchment planes zooming at your head...Ah sweet memories.
[/hex]

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msr_moony October 16 2004, 06:02:06 UTC

Those are...a prop.

[hexed against students]
We'll see.

Half a year? I've never heard of something like that.
After the students are asleep then?[/hex]

occlumens_snape October 16 2004, 06:05:37 UTC

If you're trying to improve your sexual appeal because of the Daily Prophet poll that women think men with glasses are more attractive, it will take a great deal more than that.

[hexed against students]
Why should you be any different from anyone else?

Surely you've heard of Stalingrad.

Yes, that works, but that requires you leaving the laptop behind you. So I really do get the last word.[/hex]

msr_moony October 16 2004, 06:11:25 UTC

And who would you suggest I woo?

[hexed against students]
Because I am obstinate to the end.

Yes as a matter of fact I have.

.............you win.....[/hex]

occlumens_snape October 16 2004, 06:15:31 UTC

A woman who is not a student, unless you want to be forced to resign again.

[hexed against students]
Obviously. If you address me informally in front of students, the nailgrowing hex will look mild.

Yes, then, you have heard of an event where people stayed awake disturbingly long periods of time.

I win twice in one night and it's uncontested. Has hell frozen over?[/hex]

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